Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92363 times)

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Please god don't do it all over again.

If we do it all over again everyone will post the same old stuff... Lol, smart way to hide that my friend :)

If we do it all over again everyone will post the same old stuff... Lol, smart way to hide that my friend :)

Nice one..


118.) When somebody says something over the intercom thing yell "OH GOD, THE VOICES, THEY ARE BACK!!"

118.) When somebody says something over the intercom thing yell "OH GOD, THE VOICES, THEY ARE BACK!!"
lol
119:Scream then fall on the floor in a puddle of fake blood

IDK) Get bean bags, and go to the electronic section and relax on the bean bags in the middle of the walk way, watching a movie. :)

1337: Ride the Ripsticks around the store, with bicycle horns in each hand, yelling "Viva La Revolution!" (tested, works)

Another fun thing to do is get an empty cart, fill it all the way with condoms and brown town lube, then ask an employee where the chocolate syrup is. Theres a 42% chance of them asking you to leave.


Whatisthis) Throwing a basketball over the isles, hopefully knocking stuff down, or hitting someone in the head.


120:Find an intercom and say somthing that nobody can understand....kind of in a muffled speaking.

Example:

*intercom comes on*

"raffafana reerreena drarahanah rara?"

"rorah"

lol

"raffafana reerreena drarahanah rara?"

"rorah"
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

121. Pretend to trip and knock things off the shelves when you fall. Repeat

122. Crash a truck into the meat section and scream "DO YOU HAVE BOLOGNIA?"

123: lern 2 hack electronic checkout so that when it is done checking items it says "thank you. NOW GET THE forget OUT!!!"

124 Take a bike and ride around with a golf club hitting stuff saying FORE