Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[phyco_man57]

203.go into wal mart then put tons of books in your cart. then start slaming it on the wall.
when they ask you to stop/leave yell  IM TRYIN TO loving GO TO HOGWARTS
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[Alphadin]

204.) Go in and asked to get kicked out
Unsure if been done lol

[HellHound]

205. Ask how many ways you can get kicked out, then think of a new one.

[superslayer]

206. get five friends to come with you, get some bottles, bats, bb guns that look like tommy guns, ice picks, and such walk into walmart all wearing big coats saying give me all your cash.

[HellHound]

207. Ask for spy catalog
208. Ask for Force of nature

[Dnitro]

209 Go into the pharmacy section and pick up a bottle of pills. Then yell "PEELZ HERE." If someone tries to stop you, eat a moose, rape a cashier, Take all the Grape Kool-Aid and go into the bathroom. If any black people come in, wave the kool-aid in their face.

[oleg662]

go into a dressing room and say "where is the toilet paper?"

[HellHound]

210. Start screaming "WALMART IS CONSPIRACY! THEY TAKE OUR MONEY WITH THEIR "LOW" PRICES!"
211. Play with the toy guns and pretend to shoot people. Say they're dead when you shoot them. If they say something offensive, hit them with the toy gun.
212. Ask them where the Ion Particle Accelerator Generators are.

[hotshot87]

213: forget the nearest cereal box while geting as much atention as you could.

[Nymethus]

214: hand out pictures of naked children

[Pengie]

215. Hand out pictures of naked old people to children.

[hotshot87]

216. Bite the nearest president

[HellHound]

217. Hug people. Hard.
218. Hug people. Hard.Er
219. brown town lube POWAH.
220. Ask what brown town lube is.
222. Scream like a banshee.

[hotshot87]

223: buy all the hearing aids they have and throw them at pedestrians.

[SeventhSandwich]

224: stuff in a urinal.