Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[IkeTheGeneric]

267. Every time you enter an isle yell the word "BLASPHAMY!"

[Ad Bot]

[Wolfygod]

268. Every time you enter an isle yell the word "BLASPHAMY!"

269. Not Being Able to read tiny letters

[IkeTheGeneric]

269. Not Being Able to read tiny letters

That has nothing to do with walmart

[Hemo235]

lol

just go on the intercom and yell F$%@ YOU ALL YOU F%$@&ING B%@$!&ES!!!

That has nothing to do with walmart

lol I could read that

[TheChaosCarrier]

Ignoring the above 3 posts.
268. Piss on the all the cereal boxes.

[Zenthos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwUmqaRTDKs

edbassmaster ftw

[PowerDag]

269. Walk around the store, looking for people with moustaches. Every time you find a moustached man, rip his moustache off.

270. Advertise Zellers.

271. Go to the dairy isle and spike all the milk with sleeping powder.

272. stuff in a cereal box.

273. Steal all the popular videogames and hide them somewhere in the store. If possible, get one or two past the shoplifting detectors.

[JAW959]

274. roosterslap the manager

[SkullCandy]

275. Walk in with a pink penguin that has a horrible diaper rash. 

[hotshot87]

rape a apple

[gilo000]

277. Yell "I NEED TO KILL FAST AND BULLETS ARE TOO SLOW" and karate-chop all the dolls/action figures in stock.

[Squiggles]

278: Yell infront of somebody "I got some sandwich between mah feet"

[Totaldude911]

279. Stalk women talking on cell phones and reply to their every sentence with: "That's what she said."

[cooldude the man]

280. Slap people with toy lightsabers.

[RMS Gigantic]

281. Announce over the PA system that you've lost The Game.