Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Oasis]

281. Announce over the PA system that you've lost The Game.

Son of a bitch... :(

282. Pickpocket the manager, then pick the lock on the register.

[Ad Bot]

[yogamoanyo]

283. Fill a pie with your sperm in front of everyone.

[0xym0ron]

284. Get out your fishing pole, break a hole in the lobster container, go fishing.

[Hemo235]

285.leave  a trale of ketchup heading to the girls bathroom

[kanew2000]

296. fap

OFFTOPIC:

284.

284.

lolwut

[Wolfygod]

287. lead a trail of cum to THE KING. witch is you

[rockslide26]

288. Yell "Roblox is the best" and get thrown out by A.R.C. (I always see him hiding with the tuna jars...)

[kanew2000]

288. Yell "Roblox is the best" and get thrown out by snake Boy (I always see him hiding with the tuna jars...)

Fixed.

ONTOPIC: 289. Grab a giant barrel-like thing of candy and run out.

[CAPTCHA]

290: Attempt to live there.

[Joseph37b]

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291

sit in a shopping cart while someone pushes you really fast, then flip everyone else off passing by, then start screaming "I AM JESUS CHRIST!"

[Makingblah]

292: Sit down then spaz out like a loving handicap.

[Hazard]

293. Take a stuff on the floor and spread it around with a skateboard whilst riding said skateboard.

[King of losers]

294: stuff your pants, and replace a new pair of pants with the ones you stuff in.

[Joseph37b]

295

stuff your pants again, and never bother to replace em' and wait til anyone starts to smell that poopie sensation

[DJ Shadowclaw]

296: Do 5000 jumping jacks, 900 push-ups, run around the store 70 times, and then attempt to kick yourself while standing in front of the exit door. Try to do all of this without looking like a drunk or pothead.