Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Celtic Wolf]

896: Defy reality and do a double-jump, then smash a barbie doll with an aluminum bat.

[Ad Bot]

[Welknair]

897. Stand in the book section next to the Harry Potter books. When someone picks up a book, scream "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!"

*Bewmp*

[ModderSlodder]

898. Show them this topic.

[Celtic Wolf]

899: Point a Xbox360 controller at an employee and scream, "BOOM! NADE! ROCKETS! MACHINE GUNS! BOOM BLAM BOOM BOOM!", etc., etc. until security shows up. Then try to "open the Menu" and when it doesn't work, cry "I can't load my save! I saved before this! GIVE ME MY FREAKING SAVE!!!!" and sob as they drag you outside.
900: IT'S OVER 900!...

[Celtic Wolf]

901:

900: IT'S OVER 900!...

Steal someone's criticism. 900 is not over 900!

[Man 2]

#900 RESERVED FOR MAN--

900: IT'S OVER 900...

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902: Rig an ice cream truck to play a music-box version of Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne and drive the truck around the parking lot.

[ModderSlodder]

900: IT'S OVER 900...

you fail

900: turn off all the TV's, consoles, Speakers, Radio's,etc. and everytime someone turns it on yell WHAT THE forget! and turn it off again.

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903: Spread GBS throughout the store.

[Kapturrith]

901: Tell the manager to kick you out.

[ModderSlodder]

904: Tell the manager you want to buy a slave. Then point at a black person and say "that one looks strong and hardworking, Ill take him!"

[Kapturrith]

902: Kill someone.

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902: Kill someone.

905: Fail at counting.

[ModderSlodder]

902: Kill someone.

Stop being a handicap and do 905 and 906 already....

[Kapturrith]

But Celtic is not a smart person and you started out from 900

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Stop being a handicap and do 905 and 906 already....

906: Begin being a handicap and refuse to do 905 and 906.