Woa, pagestretch, anyway...
One day, when I was just a wee lad, I decided to learn the basic notepad VBS scripts.
Anyhow, a couple weeks later, I was at school, in my Social Studies class, and the teacher was out of the room.
I quickly flung open Notepad, and typed a couple little commands...
Oh, did I mention I also learned a little Batch prior? Well I did.
I did a couple fancy H4X0Rz look-alikes, and it would open a VBS that would display some Lulz messages.
Teacher came in, flipped out "HAAAXX!!!!" (Luckally, no monitors killed me. c: )
And next thing I know, the officer that patrols the school comes in and takes me away to the Vice Principal...
And this is what she said:
"Alright, do you realize hacking the school system is illegal, and I can get the police to take you away to jail right now?"
Me: Um...I didn't hack anything...
Bit- VP: "Oh, then what were you doing on the computer? /sarcasm"
Me: "...Pretending..."
VP: "Mmhmm, you are facing great consequences... You are going to be suspended, quite possibly expelled"
Me: "But...I can prove that it was fake! I was jus-"
VC: "*More angry* And how would you do that?" *Kinda expecting me to say 'Hurr, idk!!!1'*
Me: "I can show you that it was a simple script!"
VC: "I know that it was just a script. A hacking script! You were intending to hack our whole system!"
Me: "You should know I'm not like that!"
VC: "I know you know more about computers than the damn (She said a bad word in school!! :O! ) computer teacher! I've seen you! I know that you could if you wanted, and obviously, you wanted."
Me: "I don't know that much!"
It goes on like this for a while, until I prove that it was just a simple Batch and VBS, but I still got an after school detention.
EDIT: Oh, almost forgot, I also got my computer privileges taken away for the rest of the year. :c