Accused for hacking at school.

[*Magick* Mage]

Ohmy. :c

Shouldn't technicians know how to, you know, use a computer? :o

I mean, if it was a simple welcome message, it isn't that hard to realize that. If I could figure it out, a lobotomized, monkey with no motor skills (I'm tempting to make a Jew joke. ;-;) could figure it out. You just need the will to click two things.

God forbid you have to do that, though. 

Though, it's over now. Simple misjudgement on his part. No need to dwell. <3

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[Cybertails1998]

Le bump.

Ohmy. :c

Shouldn't technicians know how to, you know, use a computer? :o

I mean, if it was a simple welcome message, it isn't that hard to realize that. If I could figure it out, a lobotomized, monkey with no motor skills (I'm tempting to make a Jew joke. ;-;) could figure it out. You just need the will to click two things.

God forbid you have to do that, though. 

Though, it's over now. Simple misjudgement on his part. No need to dwell. <3

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[Cheemo]

At my school, my gifted class teacher makes me the "computer guru" of the class. As and end-of-the-year assignment, we had to make a stop motion animation. Whenever someone had a problem or a question, they asked me :D

Anyway, I'm definitely going to try to learn more about .bat files.

[Cybertails1998]

Ahaha, this topic beat me to start batching a little at home.
Try this.

Code: [Select]

@echo off
msg * Click OK to receive a free iPhone.
msg * ERROR ERROR ERROR
msg * ...yes this is me.
msg * you might know what am i.
msg * my first name is HARMLESS.
msg * guess the last name yourself
msg * press OK when you guessed
msg * yes my last name is VIRUS.
msg * my full name is HARMLESS VIRUS.
msg * so I'm gonna take ove--
msg * wait cut that out.
msg * lemme have fun with you.
msg * See the alphabet as I see it.
msg * 3
msg * 2
msg * 1
msg * ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM
msg * Haha, did I spam cool?
msg * OH GOD
msg * THEYRE GONNA TERMINATE ME
msg * AND NOT LET ME TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER
msg * RAGERAGERAGE
msg * RAGERAGERAGE
msg * RAGERAGERA--
msg * [Harmless Virus has been blocked]

[Hellriot]

The guy who thought a .bat file is for hacking should be shot, and nailed to the doors of the school entrance, as an example of what happens to those who mess with leet hackers. /Joke

I had a situation as dumb as this, but not bullstuff, because I didn't get in trouble.
My old computer teacher(Mr. Demeder), a very nerdy guy, supposed to be a computer wizz, according to CMSD, accused me of being a hacker after I mentioned "Keyloggers". Really? I'm a hacker because I said keylogger? Pfft....

However, back in middle school, I did a few things to the computers that I should have gotten in trouble for. Never got caught.
Used scheduled tasks to open up a very dirty punk-rock song called, stuff Piss forget Cunt by Blink-182. Along with a notepad that said, "Clark school sucks rooster." It opened up during the 6th grade period. I think the student at that computer got in trouble.
Formatted the harddrive of a computer. (Deleted everything on it)
Put paint drawings of stick figures having hot butt love in the schools network drive.
That's about all I can remember.

[Cybertails1998]

The teacher who thought a batch file is for hacking should be fired.

[Cybertails1998]

Beebump.

[skelolego229]

most of my old school sat and played project cheddar
when it was blocked my friend simply went to  project ham (clone site that bypasses filters)
the teachers actually cared that we were playing games for once
teachers were all like: OGM HAXOROZ U GUN GET IN TROBLEZ!!!!one1!!!

[deathrider]

to get cmd open notepad type command.com then save as cmd.bat close open it done and to get into any site type this into cmd  ping www.youtube.com hit enter look untill u c ip adress type that in web browerser sorry 4 spelling on psp

[deathrider]

net user in cmd lets u c spical acounts then i think net user administrator star thing for pass changed might of spelled admin wrong

[deathrider]

i need 2 know how to get ip of wirless router in school they have them hidden dam

[Cybertails1998]

i need 2 know how to get ip of wirless router in school they have them hidden dam

Good luck with that. Also make a batch file out of the code I posted and put it on a schoolkid's comp.
And see how he freaks out. :3

[Skyfrost123]

in my summer design class, i got onto my laptop, which i used every day, and when i turned it on, it was logged into another persons account. Well, when the teacher cam over as i was logging him out, he saw that i was on another users profile, and said that i somehow figured out how to get past the password system and logged into his account to screw around with it. Well then he made me sit in the hallway while he searched through the other guy's account, which of course, had no new information on it. I sat out in the hall for and hour and a half with nothing to do, because some idiot didnt log off of his account

[Hookie]

I still remember when console hacked badspot

[M]

My personal problem isn't that we all get in the stuff for almost anything we do on a computer in school networks these days. It's that every teacher assumes they know better.

Like after my old principal when I was in school gave me access to the school's wireless via my laptop so I could do my work on it, and I was doing a bit of research during English class for an assignment we were doing. We were meant to be reading Animal Farm by George Orwell, and I'd finished it days beforehand.

So she sees that I'm on the internet - we're supposed to take notes so it wasn't weird that I had my laptop out in the first place or anything - and despite that I'm basically doing extra credit work, decides to send me to the principal for hacking the school's network even after I explained that I had the wireless info from the man himself.

When I showed her the signed note that he'd given me beforehand she threatened to get me expelled for forgery. It was so very, very sweet to see her face when he confirmed everything I said... I don't think I've ever seen a teacher scared for their job before or since.

All because I was using my time efficiently and not doing anything out of the ordinary! Most of the teachers were surprised that throughout most of first semester I didn't have access to the wireless, but I guess she was just paranoid.

Ah, so many stories about that teacher... god I want to stab her in the face so bad even now.