What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[Muzzles56]

I'd poke them

[Ad Bot]

[Welknair]

I'd keep walking. Or walk the other way.

[ipodmemorizer55]

I would hit you with a spoon

[Man 2]

I'd clap my hands, click my heels, and disappear in a puff of purple smoke.

[DracoSoul]

Walk away

[Muzzles56]

Hug them
<3

[Nikki]

Say Hi and hurry along
inb4Igetsraped

[TwenteFreak]

Hug them
<3

Suddenly Irish man.

[Hugums]

Scream

[TwenteFreak]

Scream

SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!

[IkeTheGeneric]

Scream

No, you would be fat in a dark alley with the above user, Hugums.

On Topic: I would show you my new watch

[Flamecannon]

Take the chicken and leave

[IkeTheGeneric]

Take the chicken and leave

cigaretteit, I would kill you for taking my new hat

[canto xe]

I'd Take the gun out take that girl's head out then take her's right and left hand out and bite them then take a knife out and start taking parts out then take her possible glasses out and start feeding to her cutted head well that's what i'd do

[Blockoman]

I'd chop 'is head off.