#1: I AM Omega Jesus THE Legendary Ruler DESTINED TO Drill Cakes Sweet.
#2: I AM Mellow Saurus THE Raging Meme DESTINED TO Have love With All Mankind If someone knocks at the door, you know who it is.
#3: I AM Emperor Asspie THE Raging SuperHero DESTINED TO Turn Lead Into Memes Hue hue?
#4: I AM Mecha Maximus THE Massive Savior DESTINED TO Change All The Whitehouse Sweet! Not?
#5: I AM Omega monday THE Desperate Basementdweller DESTINED TO Slay The Whitehouse No comment.
#6: I AM Fat Bob THE Raging Warrior DESTINED TO Invade Furries I don't want to invade furries.
#7: I AM Chief Jim THE Bloodthirsty Driller DESTINED TO Sell Nothing YAY! I'LL BE RICH!
#8: I AM Chef Kun THE Plagued creep DESTINED TO Challenge All Jews ...I am religious.
#9: I AM Psycho Kong THE Ruthless Viking-Prince DESTINED TO Die Eating Europe Sweet, no wonder I'll die eating Europe... It's big...
#10: I AM cigarettegy Simon THE Bloodthirsty Christian DESTINED TO Battle With Your Mother O_O is my expression to this.
#11: I AM Basement Hernandez THE Unstoppable Christian DESTINED TO Invade Trolls YAY! Wait, I need to battle with 50,000009% of the ManKind?
#12: I AM Fat Ranger THE Chosen King DESTINED TO Eat All Vikings I don't have anything wrong with this.
#13: I AM Fat Jew THE Silent Boy DESTINED TO Steal Jews Errrr... I can steal myself?
#14: I AM Mega Man THE One Who'll Steal The Christian DESTINED TO Battle Mankind YAY!~ Wasn't Megaman's destiny was to SAVE Mankind?
#15: I AM Ethernal Virgin THE Hope Of The Benemoth DESTINED TO Help All Furries AWESOME WTF?
#16: I AM pusillanimous individual Jim THE Cold-Blooded Assassin DESTINED TO Steal All Cakes I will make you lose your happiness.
#17: I AM Psycho Bro THE Hope Of The Camwhore DESTINED TO Challenge All 4Chan W000000! I need to 4Chan this <3
#18: I AM Father Snack THE Fabled Sniper DESTINED TO Subdue All Russia >:D Evilface.
#19: I AM Fat Jew THE Humungous Savior DESTINED TO Battle With Jews ...
#20: I AM Samuel L. Mc Kuff THE Brutal Master Troll DESTINED TO Wrestle With Nothing No wonder I am a MasterTroll.
#21: I AM Chief Mc Kuff THE Plagued Wizard DESTINED TO Turn Lead Into Furries :3
#22: I AM Dark Dead THE Ruthless Christian DESTINED TO Steal The Government Woathf?
#23: I AM Super Chan THE Raging Anno DESTINED TO Have love With All Europe :|
#24: I AM Samuel L. Girl THE Marked Anon DESTINED TO Wrestle With Cakes :D except my name...
#25: I AM Whore Jack THE Chosen Driller DESTINED TO Rape The Internet If someone knocks at the door, you know who it is.
Ok, wtf?