Author Topic: Scream. - YEA IM A GIRL NOW LOL  (Read 77059 times)


My dreams will forever be filled with butterflies, brown town plugs, and cucumbers.

and unwanted Paul Bunyan flapjacks ;)

My dreams will forever be filled with butterflies, brown town plugs, and cucumbers.
you're black dont have a dream you might get shot

You're right.
we black people dont dream.
you douches already killed the one that did.

he was the last black guy who could form a proper sentence.


Oh stuff, it's about to get Civil Righteous up in here.

Nah, it's the internet, it'll be a cold day in hell when people stop beinf rascist.

Nah, it's the internet, it'll be a cold day in hell when people stop beinf rascist.
:(

anyways. jess was my secret online girlfriend. but we decided it didn't matter, anyone can know.

i got a pic of her naked and spread eagle on my car hood. its my desktop pic now.

we had this freaky game we played where she would dump out a jar of pickles on the bed.
and we would pretend that a dozen or so guys and I were taking turns on her.
Oh lord.

Nah, it's the internet, it'll be a cold day in hell when people stop beinf rascist.
I'm not a tribal, juss sayin'...

I never said everyone.
although i could see how it was implied.

oh yeah jess, baby.
wear that thing i like, and undress me with your teeth.
then i can give you that Paul Bunyan flapjack that you always beg for.

Wait... What's a paul bunyan flapjack?