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My dreams will forever be filled with butterflies, brown town plugs, and cucumbers.
Nah, it's the internet, it'll be a cold day in hell when people stop beinf rascist.
anyways. jess was my secret online girlfriend. but we decided it didn't matter, anyone can know.i got a pic of her naked and spread eagle on my car hood. its my desktop pic now.we had this freaky game we played where she would dump out a jar of pickles on the bed.and we would pretend that a dozen or so guys and I were taking turns on her.
oh yeah jess, baby.wear that thing i like, and undress me with your teeth.then i can give you that Paul Bunyan flapjack that you always beg for.