Scream. - YEA IM A GIRL NOW LOL

[Deus Ex]

Please, dont ask.

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[Mr.Interceptor]

Wait... What's a paul bunyan flapjack?

"the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having love missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the climax seems to be present, pull the richard out from the vagina and interject into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer love followed by a cumslap to the face." -Urban Dictionary

[Bisjac]

where you jackhammer her, then gravy in your hand and slap her across the face with it.

[Hugums]

"the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having love missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the climax seems to be present, pull the richard out from the vagina and interject into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer love followed by a cumslap to the face." -Urban Dictionary

[Titanium]

Damn...beat me to it.

[Deus Ex]

I am thoroughly disgusted.

[Chrono]

I'm running away.

[Dusty12]

...Jesus Christ love is something people waste more than money now, isn't it?

[Bisjac]

hey guys im an oldschool gentleman lover.

jess is the freaky ass one. i just gotta keep my baby happy

[A.R.C.]

gravy in hand

[Deus Ex]

Your baby has some uh, interesting special interestes there.
I dont know any girl that would want jizz on any part of her body, directly or indirectly.

[Bisjac]

jess likes to do this move we named "the canadian buffet"

she goes down on me while holding as many canadian pennies in her ass at once.
for every one that slips out, i wack her with a hockey stick.

[Deus Ex]

Please, stop, you're raping whats left of my adolescence.

[james4115]

these forums are wonderful for casual browsing!
157% kid-friendly!

[Chrono]

And I won't look back no more. x.x