Dwarf Fortress (New Topic)

[Jacob/Lee]

Oh look, a siege. No trained military (Or armed, even), no working traps, and some forgotten beast (?) leading it.

Isn't that fun?

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[Proog]

Oh look, a siege. No trained military (Or armed, even), no working traps, and some forgotten beast (?) leading it.

Isn't that fun?

Losing is fun, so yes.

[Jacob/Lee]

I walled myself in my fort so i'm probably going to start digging and mass produce bolts, so I can rain hell on these evil goblins invading my beautiful fort.

[CAPTCHA]

Oh look, a siege. No trained military (Or armed, even), no working traps, and some forgotten beast (?) leading it.

Isn't that fun?

I'm guessing it's a demon leader.
If not then those are some badass snatchers

[Jacob/Lee]

I'm guessing it's a demon leader.
If not then those are some badass snatchers

Dwarf: SNATCHE-
*head gets smashed in*
Demon: Shush

[Kearn]

i want a siege :(

[CAPTCHA]

i want a siege :(

get to 80-100 population, and you're at least going to get a megabeast attack, assuming you're making stuff

[Jess]

make traps infront of weapon traps...

catch whatever colossus or hydra attacks..


attach a lever to it... release colossus during goblin siege.


all goblins dead

[Jacob/Lee]

I've never been besieged by a mega beast before, i've been hit by sieges, thieves, ambushes, underground life, temper tantrums, mental breakdowns, the depths and everything under the sun. But no 'beasts.

[CAPTCHA]

How strong does your adventurer have to be for giant cheetahs to be "suprised by the force of your onslaught"?
Edit: hell yes just killed a skeletal giantess
Edit2: AND giant, without being injured at all, besides my right wrist from before.
OH MY GOD SO MANY SKELETAL GIANTS

[canto xe]

link to that good tile set with like real looking stones and stuff.

If you mean Stonesense it's just for viewing maps.

[CAPTCHA]

If you mean Stonesense it's just for viewing maps.

tileset =/= 3d visualiser

[.::Taboo::.]

fresh from the update oven

[JJA0]

loving CARP!

[CAPTCHA]

Hah, siege.
Let's see how many dark strangler it's a mod cages I can get.
Edit: 0, My soldiers and the caravan guards killed them, and quite easily at that.