Dumbass children you've encountered?

[oromis]

No.

Hello, Please

Oh right. Je are an stoopid :c

edit: still makes no sense all the same

[Ad Bot]

[Roknrollwill]

No.

Hello, Please

I don't want any food.

...si vous plait?

and... Hello, Thanks?

Its funny because I didn't understand what I just typed 

[WingZero]

/redandbluebluhbluh

[ultimamax]

I went to Costco and they had a racing game out, it was like a Need For Speed game I think. This kid asked me as I walked by if I wanted to race him, so he was sitting there running into walls the whole time and lost, and he started screaming "YAY I WOOOONNNN, WOOO I WON I AM SOOOO GOOOD" and I was like "You didn't win look at your screen it says 2nd" and he said "no it is showing you what the other player got, I WON I AM THE BEST I WON YEESSSS." And his dad came over and was smiling not even caring his son was screaming at the top of his lungs and said "man he is beating everybody he is so good at those video games" and they walk off as I just stand there frozen in disbelief.

loving hell
i am sorry for you man
i am laughing and angry at the same time
i woulda kicked the kid in the nuts
or probably not, actually :o

Oh my god, it all makes sense. He's Jesus Christ!

jesus does what he wants. >:(

[General Nick]

Sir, summer camp teaches survival skills and lots of other skills.  You sir are not a man.

My camp is part concentration camp/part fun. It's very weird.

At the freshmen retreat in the inner harbor about a week ago I was stuck with some group of other guys that were like, I don't know, practically handicaps. They used the most forgeted up slang and they creeped the hell out of me. They weren't black either, one of them was asian.

forgetin' public schools man. Ruins kids humor.

[Madmitten]

my cousin
he lies all the time for no reason. He tries to act like he knows what goes down and is super smart.
For instance, One time we were playing halo, he goes all:"Did you know that the tank in halo wasnt introduced until halo 2"
and im all:"no, because the tank is in halo CE"
and he is all:"its only in halo 2"
and im all:"we are loving playing halo 1 right now, and im driving this god damn tank through a tunnel you moron"
and he is all:"......whats on tv"

[IkeTheGeneric]

A kid who lives across my street.

He is like ten and  he used to bring his stupid dog out for a walk and let his dog chew on lawn ornaments and piss on everything. Last month the dog was loose and it was trying to break through my door, my dad shot it and killed it, and the stupid kid's parents were fined for intense property damage.

[thomas64]

my cousin
he lies all the time for no reason. He tries to act like he knows what goes down and is super smart.
For instance, One time we were playing halo, he goes all:"Did you know that the tank in halo wasnt introduced until halo 2"
and im all:"no, because the tank is in halo CE"
and he is all:"its only in halo 2"
and im all:"we are loving playing halo 1 right now, and im driving this god damn tank through a tunnel you moron"
and he is all:"......whats on tv"

Own'd

[Madmitten]

Own'd

we were playing on pc and watching tv at the same time

[Megiaman]

Mmkay. where can i find a dumbass children? is it hot?

[Demitiri]

Mmkay. where can i find a dumbass children? is it hot?

[Moriarty]

A kid who lives across my street.

He is like ten and  he used to bring his stupid dog out for a walk and let his dog chew on lawn ornaments and piss on everything. Last month the dog was loose and it was trying to break through my door, my dad shot it and killed it, and the stupid kid's parents were fined for intense property damage.

hahahahahahhaahhhahahahahah
what a moron

[Menen]

Theres a kid down the street that thinks hes above the law because his mom works at the police station.

All she does is answer the phone.

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

I'm actually pretty good with little kids.

[Blockoman]

A kid who lives across my street.

He is like ten and  he used to bring his stupid dog out for a walk and let his dog chew on lawn ornaments and piss on everything. Last month the dog was loose and it was trying to break through my door, my dad shot it and killed it, and the stupid kid's parents were fined for intense property damage.

I don't really like most dogs, especially dogs like that, but shooting it was a bit harsh...