Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know my name
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
i see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
but you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you are wrong saying that you are right
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
no this
God:
Are you serious? This is " No problem. ".
Me:
i mean yes no light blue
God:
That's cool. Are you serious? Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
yes? 192
God:
Ah. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
three
God:
Really, exactly three?
Me:
kind of scrollbar
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
tgi?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
spell a word
God:
" a word".
Me:
with sponge
God:
You and your sponge.
Me:
application
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
remote controls
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
remote controls with more or less context.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
i broke you
God:
Is it serious?
Me:
you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
you are wrong saying that you are right
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
no this
God:
Are you serious? This is " No big deal. ".
Me:
i mean yes no mustard and pillows
God:
I don't judge people. Are you serious? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am an alien, i mean i am green and i have a family and two children with
God:
What is alien you mean you are green, your job? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
it
God:
family and two children with...
Me:
it
God:
family and two children with...
Me:
it
God:
family and two children with...
Me:
stop repeating
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
not to do what?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
yeah?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
who is he
God:
He is Myself, I think.
Me:
oh
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
?
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
?
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
it
God:
yeah...
Me:
it
God:
yeah...
Me:
pee
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yellow
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
red
God:
What do you have that is red?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
god is a computer
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer.
Me:
u stuped
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stuped.
Me:
u stuped
God:
Interesting gossip: said I stuped.
Me:
lol u stuped
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stuped.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
nonono
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
sure
God:
Great!
Me:
one day i was
God:
One what?
Me:
one
God:
Two.
Me:
ten
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
and so on
God:
Blimey. What do you have that is ?
Me:
air
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
air
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
snake
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
i think youre gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
then im right
God:
You seem very self-confident.
Me:
yep
God:
Woe!
Me:
love
God:
As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later!
then it ended
