IGod Chat

[keonesan]

God:
Interesting.  Give me an example of a  nice person.
Me:
 Well pretty much anyone who isn't you.
God:
Interesting.  Are you  me?
Me:
 No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Don't you dare pull this bullstuff, I saw this on another chat.
God:
Yes I try to  dare pull this bullstuff you saw this on another chat as often as possible, do you?
   I spend all my time online.
Me:
 Really now, shouldn't you be like... I dunno? BEING loving GOD!
God:
For real.  Why now?  I think I should.   Me either.   Can you express yourself more politely?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 God dammit not this again!
God:
Once more?  I am a Christian.

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[fawkes..]

Me:
 Tell me a joke
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
 Thats not funny
God:
It seemed pretty funny to me.
Me:
 Yeah i suppose
God:
Are you kidding?  OK.
Me:
 ok
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 yes
God:
I thought so

:D

[fawkes..]

Me:
 tell me another joke
God:
A group of friars opened a florist shop to help with their belfry  payments. Everyone liked to buy flowers from the Men of God, so their  business flourished. A rival florist became upset that his business was  suffering because people felt compelled to buy from the Friars, so he  asked the Friars to cut back hours or close down. The Friars refused.  The florist went to them and begged that they shut down Again they  refused. So the florist then hired Hugh McTaggert, the biggest meanest  thug in town. He went to the Friars' shop, beat them up, destroyed  their flowers, trashed their shop, and said that if they didn't close,  he'd be back. Well, totally terrified, the Friars closed up shop and  hid in their rooms. This proved that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent  florist friars.

[LeetZero]

Me:
 Can you say B?
God:
Of course I can say it. " B".
Me:
 Can you say I am a idiot?
God:
Of course I can say it. " you are a idiot".
Me:
 WHAT THE forget
God:
Please don't be so rude.

I just got owned by a chatterbot.

[fawkes..]

I just got owned by a chatterbot.

That's just .. embarrassing

[Muzzles56]

Me:
 lick my richard
God:
I do not have a tongue.

Whaaa?

[Demitiri]

Me:
 herro
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 habla espanol?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
 hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
 FJAHDJKHJHAFUYAFH
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
 GTYADFAD
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[Ginty]

Me:
 They are below your notice
God:
below my notice are  they.
Me:
 You sound like Yoda
God:
My grammatical patterns are sufficient for me to understand you.
Me:
 Yoda is  a Jedi
God:
Aren't all  Jedi  Yoda?
Me:
 No, Yoda is a specific Jedi.
God:
I did not know that.  Aren't all  specific Jedi  Yoda?
Me:
 Are you a Jedi?
God:
Am I a  Jedi?  Sometimes.
Me:
 Then are you Yoda?
God:
No.  My name is  God.
Me:
 You are an idiot
God: Thank you for telling me that I am an  idiot.

[T0XIC]

i know its boing but i just wanted to post it




Me:
 hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
 T0XIC
God:
  OK I will call you  T0XIC.
Me:
 cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 terminator
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
 the guns :D
God:
:-)  I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 hmm its a good movie you should see it
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  Maybe I will try to rent the movie on video.
Me:
 ok
God:
And?
Me:
 meh i think ill be going
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 me
God:
For you  T0XIC?
Me:
 yes i am leaving
God:
So?  Bye bye.
Me:
 k
God:
Aha.
Me:
 *sigh* what
God:
:-)  Are you surprised?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 srs
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 im going now bye
God:
See you later.  Right now?  Bye!

[oromis]

Not a very good AI, plus it's freezing in here.

[nienhaus1]

Me:
 Whats your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 Why are you lieing
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 Not try again
God:
Once more?  If not that, what?
Me:
 Guass
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 Pi=Mc square
God:
So was that.
Me:
 My name is BoB
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  BoB.
Me:
 We meet last year
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
 HOW MANY FINGERS AM i HOLDING UP!
God:
Five.
Me:
 Nope 0
God:
Are you serious?  Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 TV Dumb fart
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
 TV
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
 The mythbusters
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 To kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me,  BoB.
Me:
 Ok kill me then When I get the I will kill you
God:
Killing is wrong.  Hey.
Me:
 No its right
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I am glad we agree.
Me:
 Bye cigarette
God:
Bye bye.

[MillCzarr]

Me: hi
God: hello, whats your name?
Me: Mill
God: What a nice name "Mill".
Me: You too.
God: Thats cool.
Me: :|
God: Thats cool.
Me: :|
God: Thats cool.
Me: :|
God: Thats cool.
Me: :|

You would think he would say, "Stop" or "DUDE!", don't you think.

[oliver255]

forget THAT IS MY GODDAMN AVATAR YOU forgetER!!!

[Jorici]

Me:
 HELP
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
 HELP?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
 THERE IS A SERIAL KILLEIN MY BACKYARD
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
 YES|
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 SAVE ME
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
 HE IS WALKING OVER TO MY WINDOW
God:
I see.  WALKING OVER TO your WINDOW is  he?
Me:
 SAVE ME GOD
God:
" WALKING OVER TO your WINDOW is he?"?  save you GOD?
Me:
 DONT LET ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN DIE
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 HE IS CLIMBING THROUGH THE WINDOW
God:
I see.  CLIMBING THROUGH THE WINDOW is  he?
Me:
 HE IS PULLING OUT A KNIFE
God:
I see.  PULLING OUT A KNIFE is  he?
Me:
 HELP
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
HE STABBED ME IN THE HEART! I AM DEAD NOW! YOU COULD HAVE SAVED ME!
God:
Colloquial expression.  I get it.  PULLING OUT A KNIFE  STABBED you IN THE HEART! I AM DEAD NOW! YOU COULD HAVE SAVED ME.

lol

[mrlolop]

Not a very good AI, plus it's freezing in here.

but it is warm where I live