Author Topic: Funny School Stories  (Read 3216 times)

Post 'em here.
I have one from today.
You guys have probably read captain underpants. In one of the books, the mc's pull a prank by putting ketchup packets under the toilet seat so when they sit, ketchup goes on their leg. Some kid in my class wanted to put a ketchup packet in the basement bathroom during lunch. When he took it, he stepped on it just to make sure it would break. He slipped, and fell into the toilet. (as in, the back of his head facing it). He got detention, I forgot how the teachers learned it. (lol child enthusiasm)
discuse

"I ain't got no notes." - From person who don't got no notes.
"What? You father crickets?" - From our perverted lunch table.
"Don't call things gay infront of little kids!" - And they walk by...
"Time to shove our crap in our crappy locker." - From our crappy locker.

Some people in our school need gramer lessons!
By the way, these are mostly all inside jokes. :\




Yesterday, we climbed a mountain. It was part of a required class trip. The whole time, most people on the trip were making jokes and laughing constantly.

One thing I remember is a bunch of them were eating ANYTHING they found. Berries off bushes, acorns off the ground, twigs, trying to dig up roots to chew them. Making themselves sick. :cookieMonster:

Some stupid girl comes up to me and says "Your a girl!" Then I'm all like "Then why dont I have a Vajina and Tits?" She hasnt talked to me since.

Some stupid girl comes up to me and says "Your a girl!" Then I'm all like "Then why dont I have a Vajina and Tits?" She hasnt talked to me since.
I can see why.

I shoved Oreos up someone's ass.

I have one.

I showed a folder filled with "Lose The Game" jokes to almost everyone in school (teachers and staff included). Then i left a Link on Some Computers that goes to the wikipedia topic for The Game.
it took them a while to find out what the game was

I have one.

I showed a folder filled with "Lose The Game" jokes to almost everyone in school (teachers and staff included). Then i left a Link on Some Computers that goes to the wikipedia topic for The Game.
it took them a while to find out what the game was
You were supposed to post a funny school story.

My school is 87% white kids.

7% black kids. 4% mexican. 2% other.

Our only fights are really between the black kids. There was a really bad one last year. Two girls got into it and the cops came and tried to stop it. They couldn't. One of them pulled the others ear rings out, ripping her earlobes almost off.

The other pulled the others hair so hard, that hair was falling off.

I lol'd.

My school is 87% white kids.

7% black kids. 4% mexican. 2% other.

Our only fights are really between the black kids. There was a really bad one last year. Two girls got into it and the cops came and tried to stop it. They couldn't. One of them pulled the others ear rings out, ripping her earlobes almost off.

The other pulled the others hair so hard, that hair was falling off.

I lol'd.
How is that funny?

How is that funny?
violence is cool!!!!!
i dunno
two girls in my class had a very short fight
they didn't even get to hurting each other, they were about to though, but the teacher broke them up and one stormed out