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I have one from today.
You guys have probably read captain underpants. In one of the books, the mc's pull a prank by putting ketchup packets under the toilet seat so when they sit, ketchup goes on their leg. Some kid in my class wanted to put a ketchup packet in the basement bathroom during lunch. When he took it, he stepped on it just to make sure it would break. He slipped, and fell into the toilet. (as in, the back of his head facing it). He got detention, I forgot how the teachers learned it. (lol child enthusiasm)
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