Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[hankyje]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Show me your butt
Stranger: m or f
You: Show me your butt.
Stranger: male or famela
Stranger: ?
You: Show me your butt.
Stranger: m or f ?
You: Show me your butt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[YorkTown95]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Your air balloon is going to crash unless you remove either V-nasty, Kraeshawn, Major lazer or an african woman. [Major lazer has an L of keef and V-nasty knows how to give dome well] Choose.
You: Add a KFC in the ballon
You: and we'll have a good time.
Stranger: the hell bruuh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
why girls r so mean?
You: They are bitches.
Stranger: because they're all bitches
You: Slowpoke.png
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
WHEN I SAY JUSTIN YOU SAY BIEBER! JUSTIN-
You: BEAVER
Stranger: Cheese.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How old are you
You: 9001
Stranger: 9002
You: 9003
Stranger: ops just turned 9004
You: 9005, happy birthday.
Stranger: 9006 ooh same to you
You: 9007, woah.
Stranger: 10123 just entered a time warp
You: Mind blown.
You have disconnected.

[hankyje]

richards

richards everywere

[james4115]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heey :)

You: yo dawg wazzap in tha hizzouze

Stranger: hitting on 142 up, 12 down
Flirting with another person beyond a general acceptance of friendship.
BOY: Your body is simply breathtaking, and your long flowing hair....so perfect i can't put it to words.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...wtf

[deadpossom]

Have an argument about a can of tuna.

Stranger 1: its mine
Stranger 2: no bitch its my tuna
Stranger 1: i need this source of omega 3 god dammit
Stranger 2: i need to feed my cat]
Stranger 1: who feeds there cat tuna
Stranger 1: yiu cant feed them people food
Stranger 2: everyone bitch
Stranger 2: a its fish cats love fish
Stranger 1: im going to eat this can right now
Stranger 2: no forget
Stranger 2: u
Stranger 2: u wanna bro down
Stranger 1: do you have a can opener i can borrow
Stranger 2: gimme the can and ill give u the opener
Stranger 1: okay
Stranger 1: oh god no
Stranger 1: what have i done
Stranger 1: give me my loving tuna
Stranger 2: hhahahaha its mine now bro
Stranger 2: *gulp* just ate it bitch
Stranger 1: *grabs cat with knife to its neck*
Stranger 1: you made me do this forgeter
Stranger 2: ha i dont even have i cat i dont know where u got that one
Stranger 1: its the next door neibours cat
Stranger 2: so i dont care its not mine
Stranger 1: give me one reason why i shouldnt kill this forgeter now
Stranger 1: you love the cat really
Stranger 2: its not mine do what u want
Stranger 1: hes looked you in the eyes and you felt true love
Stranger 1: do i have to waste this pusillanimous individual or what
Stranger 2: bitch please i got a gold fish
Stranger 1: NOOO
Stranger 1: RACE WAR!!!!
Stranger 2: u wanna bro down bitch lets bro down
Stranger 1: YOU BEST BRO UP SON
Stranger 1: wheeeeeeyyy
Stranger 2: what u wnt bro
Stranger 2: huhbro
Stranger 1: i want my tuna
Stranger 1: and satelitte tv
Stranger 2: to bad bro i hate ur tuna bro
Stranger 2: i dont ot ur sateilite tv bro
Stranger 1: gutted it was soaked in brine instead of sunflower oil
Stranger 1: suck on that john west
Stranger 2: wtf u talking about bro
Stranger 2: bro
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Best argument ever.

Have an argument over a tricycle.

Stranger 1: forget you that was mine
Stranger 2: why? do you ride one still?
Stranger 1: because I like it don't judge me
Stranger 2: i'm not. i'm just judging why you would
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Have a discussion about Facebook.

Stranger 2: It should die.
Stranger 2: Ha ha.. I ALSO THINK I AM THE ONLY PERSON WITHOUT IT
Stranger 2 has disconnected

OH GOD THE TORNADOES THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH GOD HELP OH GOD PLEASE HELP

Stranger 1: OH NO
Stranger 1: DONT PANIC
Stranger 1: I SAW THIS ON TV
Stranger 2: THEN GO AWAY FROM THE loving COMPUTER
Stranger 1: , ok what you have to do is stay on this computer,
Stranger 2: um
Stranger 1: it will protect you, when you are in the tornado you can google how to survive the inside of a tornado
Stranger 1: True Story.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

[james4115]

got a video of some guy vacuuming his richard

whaaaaaat

[PowerDag]

late, but

That stranger was me, lol

[YorkTown95]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: Hey
Stranger: guess my name
You: Alex
Stranger: WHAT THE forget
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: ?
You: Lucky guess?
Stranger: holy stuff
Stranger: LMAO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahaha.

[Trymos]

Question to discuss:
pie .

Stranger 2: yes.

Stranger 2: no.

Stranger 2: maybe.

Stranger 2: sorta.

Stranger 2: kinda.

Stranger 1: Perharps.

Stranger 2: indeed

Stranger 1: Possibly.

Stranger 2: Fancy stranger i like you....

Stranger 1: Good to know

Best "question" i made ever.

[Stick Man]

Guys, Every time I try to do something in Omegle, everything is blank, and there is no text. Wat do?

[battlebrain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is this Omegle?
Stranger: heyya
Stranger: yep it is
You: oh cause sometimes I get lost
Stranger: hence the name omegle at the top of your screen
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how...it says omegle in giant orange letters at the top...
You: Really?
You: should I look?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: are you serious
You: where is it?
Stranger: right now
Stranger: look straight above this chat
You: It says
Stranger: r u being serious or r u really a total dumbass?
You: Omegle
You: not Omegle
Stranger: okay so ur just a dumbass right?
You: nou
Stranger: that makes u even more of a dumbass
You: I'm doge
Stranger: do u like being called a dumbass?
You: yea
Stranger: ok then dumbass
Stranger: so whats ur name?
You: uh
You: let's see
You: Morgan?
You: I think
You: is this still Omegle?
Stranger: ur loving stupid
Stranger has disconnected.

[nienhaus1]

This is what I'm doing in Omegle.

Edit, forget small pic, Well is says, My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic is awesome

[deadpossom]

This is what I'm doing in Omegle.

Edit, forget small pic, Well is says, My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic is awesome

Amazing.

[Stick Man]

Guys, Every time I try to do something in Omegle, everything is blank, and there is no text. Wat do?

[Extrude]

We need a phrase to find eachother.