Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[Max4344]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: nfll or mlb Stranger: ? You: ????? Stranger: yeah xD You: someone google it Stranger: lolol Stranger: ok.. Stranger: how old are you? lol You: why should i tell Stranger: never mind. either way its cool Stranger: its sports. You: oh lol You: i am not that much of a sports fan Stranger: me either... i like football You: i like baseball Stranger: haha Stranger: mkay.. take care You: bye You have disconnected.

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[PowerDag]

We need a phrase to find eachother.

"Phone the noose for the celery back."
"I accidentally the entire."
"(generic somewhat-funny greeting)"

[Stick Man]

So, no help with my problem? fine...

[nienhaus1]

We need a phrase to find eachother.

How about,
Hey dumforget
you from BL
            Forums

Right like that.

[YorkTown95]

I was using this type of question to see what would other people say about it.

Conversation 1
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 1: superglue
Stranger 1: get a big handful and grab your snake
Stranger 1: hold it till the bleeding stops
Stranger 2: and then
Stranger 2: you have your loving hand glued to your snake
Stranger 1: shhhhhhh!!!!
Stranger 1: jesus, you ruined it
Stranger 2: i see
Stranger 2: that would be the next question
Stranger 2: forget i'm so tired
Stranger 1: go to bed
Stranger 1: computer is not worth it
Stranger 1: you will realize it as soon as you turn away
Stranger 1: it's hard to do, but just try
Stranger 1: get up to get a drink, but turn off the monitor to save electicity
Stranger 1: and when you get back, realize you don'[t need to sit down again
Stranger 2: ok anon, thank you for opening my eyes
Stranger 2: i brush my teeth real quick
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1: do itt
Stranger 1: c'mon do it
Stranger 1: do it
You have disconnected.


Conversation 2
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 1: hahhahaahahahhhaha
Stranger 2: wow
Stranger 1: a tuna jar HAHAH
Stranger 2: lol people sre random now a days
Stranger 2: *are
Stranger 1: if your that dum to do that, have fun with ur broken snake
Stranger 1 has disconnected


Conversation 3
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 1: Huh
Stranger 1: A tuna jar you say?
Stranger 1: Burn in hell, you crazy psycho
Stranger 1 has disconnected


Conversation 4
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 2: That's funny.
Stranger 2: Same thing happened to me.
Stranger 1: Holy stuff
Stranger 1: Same!
Stranger 2: WOAH.
Stranger 2: We all have so much in common!
Stranger 1: Ain't that so?
Stranger 2: Except...
Stranger 1: What a small damn world
Stranger 2: I need...
Stranger 2: To grow a snake...
Stranger 1: -removed-
Stranger 1: Get one
Stranger 2: I'
Stranger 2: d google that.
Stranger 2: But I'm nervous.
Stranger 1: hahahahah
Stranger 2: Okay.
Stranger 2: Here goes.
Stranger 2: Okay yeah that was weird.
Stranger 1: I know
Stranger 1: Read 'bout it today, someone ordered one, when the doorman of his building recieved the package
Stranger 1: he spread the info around
Stranger 1: now the guy is suing him
Stranger 1: hahahahahhaha
Stranger 2: Could you imagine?
Stranger 2: Taking someone home to your apartment.
Stranger 2: And then taking off their pants and BAM fake robo snake.
Stranger 1: That'd be freaky
Stranger 2: That always happens to me...
Stranger 1: but, you know what'd be freakier?
Stranger 2: Robo vagina?
Stranger 1: Tentacles.... But then you'd have to go to Japan firts
Stranger 2: I was way off.
Stranger 2: I've made things awkward.
Stranger 2: So you're a chick?
Stranger 1: Not at all, ahahah
Stranger 1: Nope, male
Stranger 1: You too, I suppose
Stranger 2: I'm a male?
Stranger 2: No.
Stranger 2: I already told you.
Stranger 1: Oh
Stranger 2: I don't have a snake.
Stranger 1: "Grow a snake"...
Stranger 2: Although I guess that doesn't really guarantee I'm a female.
Stranger 1: Now i'm getting the pic
Stranger 1: Yeap
Stranger 1: I figured you had actually cut yours off with the tuna can
Stranger 1: hahahahah
Stranger 1: #fail
Stranger 2: Wow.
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 2: Hahahaha
Stranger 2: No...
Stranger 2: That's never happened.
Stranger 1: Good
Stranger 1: For you
Stranger 1: And my peace of mind
Stranger 2 has disconnected


Conversation 5
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 2: bandade
Stranger 2: wait suck it
Stranger 1: damn now im hungry
Stranger 2: wait no cut it more
Stranger 1: forget u
Stranger 2: lolololololololol
You have disconnected.


Conversation 6
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 1: smart one
Stranger 2: what a loving idiot
Stranger 2: good place to start would be to apply some pressure
Stranger 2: and then probably seek medical attention
Stranger 1: and to prevent this from happening in the future would be to actually get a girl
Stranger 1: or a inflatable one..... whichever works
Stranger 2: well he probably can't get one of those because if he's able to masturbate with a tuna jar his snake is probably like 2 inches big
Stranger 2: if that
Stranger 1: thats what the inflatable one is for
Stranger 2: he probably doesn't have enough to get it in...even in the inflatable one
Stranger 1: bahahahaha
Stranger 2: although the pusillanimous individual flashlights would probably be a good option for a man of that size lol
Stranger 1: maybe he should just stop fapping altogether?
Stranger 2: I think that would probably be for the best
Stranger 1: the best option for humanity
Stranger 2: he may have cut it all off anyway with the tuna jar so it just did society a favor
Stranger 1: well if this is a frequent occurance he would definately keep doctors in buisness
Stranger 2: yeah I couldn't say that I mind that as a future nurse people like him will keep me in business haha
Stranger 1 has disconnected


Conversation 7
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 2: WHAT?
Stranger 1: O.o good luck
Stranger 2: o-o
Stranger 2: Wtf!!
Stranger 2: Tuna jar?!?!?!
Stranger 2: GO TO THE HOSPITAL?
Stranger 1: put a band aid on it xD
Stranger 2: xDD
Stranger 2: A pokemon or Hello kitty one
Stranger 2: :3
Stranger 2: And maybe you shouldnt masturbate with tuna jars anymore?
Stranger 2: Just a thought.
Stranger 2 has disconnected


Conversation 8
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 1: Ahahahaha.
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: u forgeted
Stranger 1: You should probably go to the hospital.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[nienhaus1]

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: age

You: 14

Stranger: u r beautiful

You: You know I'm a guy, right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best part is I wasn't in video chat

[Gadgethm]

Why doesn't the sun go to college?-BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS A MILLION DEGREES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: Not funny

Stranger: I gigled

You: Terrible joke

You: It's just too puny

You: Not enough fire

You: Geddit?

You: :D

Stranger: I see what you did there

Stranger has disconnected.


That's a good joke, amirite?

[Stick Man]

Guys, Every time I try to do something in Omegle, everything is blank, and there is no text. Wat do?

Just help me please?

[YorkTown95]

Just help me please?

Are you sure you can type in it once it says "say hello"?

[Stick Man]

Are you sure you can type in it once it says "say hello"?

I click Text chat, and it sends me to an empty screen with no words. just a box where I can type stuff, and send it, but I can't see it or what the stranger says. Nothing at all on the chat screen.

[steve5451]

Americans are stupid. They masturbate and have love without locking the door and complain when their parents walk in on them.

You: Untrue
Stranger: TINA PERM YO forgetIN WEAVE
You: I am American and this is untrue.
You: We do it with the door open
You: Get your facts right
Stranger: Cause we're not embarrassed
You: Jeez.
You: We are not self-conscious like you.
You: :)
Stranger: It's a part of life man
You: ^
Stranger: Mabe you should respond to some of those male enhancement EMAILS BITCH

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[steve5451]

Explain the person youre in love with

Stranger: :/
You: I do not feel this emotion
Stranger: He passed away.
You: Love is a state of mind, not a feeling
You: Impossible to describe
You: Good day
Stranger: I believe it is a feeling, so you can go forget yourself.
You: FU BISH
You: bet u lik dik
Stranger: Bish?
You: BIIISSHHH
You: You know I'm kidding.
You: :)


can i suck your richard?

Stranger: no richard.
You: No thank you.
Stranger: just vagina.
You: oh babe~
Stranger: xD
You: You can suck mine
Stranger: LOLOLOL no thank you
You: Let's start with date though
Stranger: :3
You: AN THEN WE TAK TAXI BAK HOM 2 APARTMENT AN HAV HARD ANL SECKS
Stranger: I LIEK TAT PLAN.
You: YEY
Stranger: wait...
Stranger: why brown town?
Stranger: o3o
You: xD
Stranger: i see bro isee.
Stranger: xDD
You: C:
Stranger: and i think lewinskys are rather disgusting
Stranger: :T
You: Me too tbh
You: kthxbai
Stranger: 'kay

[battlebrain]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how big r ur tits
You: they r big and jucee
Stranger: wanna have phone love
You: hey guess what
Stranger: wat
You: I am male
Stranger has disconnected.

[Stick Man]

Surprisingly, it works on my moms, other piece of stuff laptop, so I'm gonna use omegle on it instead.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Did you know Africa is a continent?

Stranger 2: it's in
Stranger 2: Asia
Stranger 2: handicaps xxx
Stranger 1: i thought it was a south america country
Stranger 2: Oh
Stranger 1: -.-
Stranger 2: you're a bit stupid
Stranger 2 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Did you know Africa is a continent?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 2: its a word that means
Stranger 2: poor people and aids
Stranger 2: tribal warfare and whatnot
Stranger 1: oh look a troll
Stranger 2: prove me wrong, africa
Stranger 2: prove me wrong...
Stranger 1: still a troll
Stranger 2 has disconnected

And now for stuffs and giggles...

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 1: ponny
Stranger 1: u IDIOTA
Stranger 1: tumblr?
Stranger 2: failure
Stranger 2: it IS spelled pony
Stranger 2: or ponies
Stranger 1: hoohohohohho
Stranger 1: sorry
Stranger 1: ponny is in swedish
Stranger 2: oh
Stranger 2: well SUCK MY richard IS IN AWESOMEEESE
Stranger 2 has disconnected