It was my understanding that he said he would "DO ANYTHING" to get out of jail.
Practically asking to be trolled.
Honestly, if that old woman is so protective of her most likely disabled child (old births =/= healthy), she should only allow it to go on Club Penguin. Anyways; children who are exposed to the reality of society early on will grow up to be a cynical, useful part of the mindless office slaves of the future.