Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "Æ’Ω©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

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The Elder Scrolls VI: Communism
By Man 2

Three hundred yearx after the death of the last of the Dovahkiin, the rapidly industrializing world of TGamriel was falling into economic and environmental ruin. A man came to power called Uriel Septim XCIII. He made the nation into a communist state and everyone lived happily ever after except for the thieves who were ruthlessly and gruesomely slaughtered.

End

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Ter onec was a oebis who was handicapded
je wanted to be smart
TJE EMD


ONVR SPONDF S DYTTIPID TO,E AMD o HAVE MY EYES CLOOSED, i LOVE TO YUPE RANDOM LETTERS AND NOW, YOU ARE LOOKING AT RANDOM CRAP!

Yep, that is what I got.
The title is (Without my eyes closed):
What noobs would put in a blockland book

The term "noob" is meaningless and subjective, and only carries a taboo that basically refers to anyone YOU consider to be less intelligent, interesting, or tolerable than you.
It is immature to even consider it a word.


onece u[pn a to,e ther was a gi a;oaem giy na[ed larlaet vantas and he was ;ole grr forgetnig angry all the tim and ther was a coal guy namped dave strideace and the was all like grrr cool and  not angry so karkat and dave had a but seexpx the epnd bno wait thats not the end because THEY HAD MORE BUTlove AND LOTS OF BABT COME OUT OLIKE MACHEEN GUN KARKAT WAS AMOOSED AND THEY HAD BUTlove FOREVER THE END NOW


ps. mdi not have butlove wit alens

TRANSLATION:

boobs

lol@peoplewhocan'ttypewiththeireyesclosed
my story is still in 1st place

onece u[pn a to,e ther was a gi a;oaem giy na[ed larlaet vantas and he was ;ole grr forgetnig angry all the tim and ther was a coal guy namped dave strideace and the was all like grrr cool and  not angry so karkat and dave had a but seexpx the epnd bno wait thats not the end because THEY HAD MORE BUTlove AND LOTS OF BABT COME OUT OLIKE MACHEEN GUN KARKAT WAS AMOOSED AND THEY HAD BUTlove FOREVER THE END NOW


ps. mdi not have butlove wit alens

TRANSLATION:

boobs
can i have your autograph

the very angry man

the very angry man wasnt always angry but someone made him realllly mad by trolling his best friend milo milo was a cool guy but he was very emo and needed help from the very angry man so when he got trolled th very angry man went reallyt fast to the bank and robed money and killed the forumes

the end

the very angry man

the very angry man wasnt always angry but someone made him realllly mad by trolling his best friend milo milo was a cool guy but he was very emo and needed help from the very angry man so when he got trolled th very angry man went reallyt fast to the bank and robed money and killed the forumes

the end
best.
story.
ever.

Time for me to take a go at this.

JOHN THE GUY


John the guy aws a dude and he liked loking at stuff an den 1 day he saw smile.jpg then he was like rawr no dis bad so i gun go evil raaaawr and then he eeted his computer and then he become smile.jpg and mad people look at smile.jpg and then theey was klike rawr ya i evil now and then john was NO NOW IM SMILE>JPG then he imploded and stuff


 :I

can i have your autograph

yeah

i give out autographs like cheap cigars

here

yeah

i give out autographs like cheap cigars

here

it's beautiful
this page really is the meaning of life