Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds. (Read 59889 times)

Regulith · July 18, 2011, 02:20:44 AM

once uipon s tgime there was a ladt weho live om a casdtle. she was a warripr, qjde suje wamrwds ro figgr a ,ofhrty draomf!

I never learned how to homerow type.

lol.

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Fireboy · July 18, 2011, 02:27:00 AM

THE URFKING DOGDS

ONE DQU KN CLSIGOTNIA YHRTER WETE FUKCING DOGS WGHO TOTURED LITTLE IGROLS/ ONE DAHNG THe GOri<S FougHT BAKC QND THe GLODES iD.

GHD DND

Jairo · July 18, 2011, 02:44:49 AM

Twat Flask and the Exploding Vault
there once was a twat flask who enjoyed eating a daily dose of candy vag from the local dumpster place outside of the friend favoritry localed outside of city 26 lol then the vaults openmed the and gas kille her when she exploded wtwice and she exploded hrheee times because i it backspace by accident ignore that loel you little piece of asiwjaots wjaot wjat teje ficl sot sjos abpitmo ca te;; tjos wm

Wesley Williams · July 18, 2011, 03:37:12 AM

The Magical Gay Flying Jeep Parade

tgere was jbfr s fjyyjbf hdfl ksgddd fgdtr sdtr tsjbcjrf sbd ut esd grskkyccjkirfykc thfgr ertt fkyibg egrrkd sbd tge jrroecrkewcetwyxrwtxoripkcyiv yurhrfcthchrf

That is not a joke (I typed on a Samsung Droid Charge - Gingerbread keyboard.)

Translation:
There was once a flying jeep parade that flew all through the city and it had rainbows and magic and gay people inside that it took to the end. The end.

Fireboy · July 18, 2011, 03:43:10 AM

ONE DAY PVER THE RAONBOW

ONE DAY OVER THE WraINBo TH ESCARESCRow AND THE girL WERE TRAVELiNG WHEN T'JEY WERE ATTCKED AND DIED

THJWE EDN

Sk8GameFreak · July 18, 2011, 03:43:56 AM

The idiot that liked cheese

once upon time there was an idiot that liked cheese/ he liked it so ,uch he would rape the cheese and the cheese would like it/ one day when he rasped the cheese he got an STD from the cheese. the end.

Cybertails1998 · July 18, 2011, 04:00:29 AM

Tea

OMxe upom ma time rhere was a cup od tea. Ir tried hopping and succeeded. It wenr to the edge amd looked diown. I t was nafraid. Another coup od rea slammed into the other cup of tes at high speeds and they borh fell dowm. Tge attackied cup'd tea spilled nd it died, but attacker survivedl BUT THEBN abother cup fell diwn and landed on the cuo: shattertind it and itaeld. THE EDN.

Bisjac · July 18, 2011, 04:04:19 AM

Once upon a time there was a niftyy mother forgeter names Bisjac. He rolled bitchcakes like the best of them, and bent suckas over a barrel and showd them the 50 states.
He lived hapily eber afyer in a trailer park of black people.

ok i did better then i thought i would lol

Nightmare-Duckie · July 18, 2011, 04:04:58 AM

Davy Jones and the Dubstep lonstrosomentislan

Once upon a time Davy Jones was on hisship and he was like "forget this stuff I need something more than an organ" so he ran out and was like "CREW! WUBAWUBAWUBWUBA" and thus dubstep was born and we all lived happily ever after and I dunno what the crew did they danced and stuff and Davy Jones ended up dying his tentacles rainbow colors and making them glow. THE END!

(In my elementary school they made us learn how to type with our eyes shut.)

Aeschylus · July 18, 2011, 04:09:44 AM

SEEING A PERSON

I sw titanium and he was ft so I ate him then I bought a goldfish so I could put it on his head afer I poop him out and I forgeted some monkeys later so then I went home and pooped him out and put the fish on his dead head lik I said I would so okay thats my story hoped you liked it ok

Fire paw · July 18, 2011, 04:11:20 AM

Once upon a time i tryed typing a story with my eyes closed but I cheated alot but then I wrote this tomake a real fair one with lots of cookies and rainbows and cookiemonsters and oh what the stuff who cares I WROTE THIS STORY AND DIED THE END

The Titanium · July 19, 2011, 06:45:44 PM

bump

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LordCutlerBeckett · July 19, 2011, 07:12:01 PM

Once ipon a time there was a big fat alligator who forgeted a swamp. the swamp was so mad, it ate the alligator. then the alligator wasnt fat, because the swamp are all of it. so then the alligator forgeted the swamp fast, because je was thin, and killed the swamp. the swamp was never heard from again, and the crocodile was fat again because je ate the swamp.

end/.

Dude I am awesome.

asablief · July 19, 2011, 07:16:18 PM

Sk8GameFreak · July 19, 2011, 07:19:44 PM

Your mom the prostitute.

Once apon a time there was a woman, who so happened to be your mom/. she was a p[rostitue and would get lewinskys on the side of the street with blueberry pickles in hr back door.

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Author Topic: Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds. (Read 59889 times)

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