Author Topic: Blonde jokes!  (Read 6765 times)

omg that is signature worthy, but it takes up all the characters
no

It took me 2 seconds.
And here is the answer for the people who don't get it: [Highlight] --> They thought that Disney World actually left.

Something you have to think about. -.-
wow dude. its better for them to actually get it themselves


If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
 The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

It's kinda a thinker

No, it's not.
I'm a blonde and it took me no time at all to figure out what that ment.

problem, brownies/b(s)lackies/redneckheads?


No, it's not.
I'm a blonde and it took me no time at all to figure out what that ment.

i really have nothing against blondes you know

wow dude. its better for them to actually get it themselves


If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
 The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


-.-


One day a blonde got an A on her test.

I win. Forever.

No. We are not as stupid as every one says.

but theres no girls on the internet

but theres no girls on the internet
i beg to differ. id post tons of sites, but i would probably get banned. :3

Very old blonde joke:
 A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut. She has headphones on and asks for a hair cut. The styler tells her she has to take out her headphones. The blonde refuses and leaves. She comes back the next day and agrees to take the headphones out. She dies shortly thereafter because she was listening to the headphones tell her "breathe in, breath out..."

wow dude. its better for them to actually get it themselves


If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
 The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

I lol'd so hard at this XD

Very old blonde joke:
 A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut. She has headphones on and asks for a hair cut. The styler tells her she has to take out her headphones. The blonde refuses and leaves. She comes back the next day and agrees to take the headphones out. She dies shortly thereafter because she was listening to the headphones tell her "breathe in, breath out..."
I lol'd so hard at this XD
yea thats classic, but one of the best

How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
She drowned in the wave.

A blonde and a brunette went into a maze, and the blonde went left and the brunette went right. The blonde killed herself when she saw the sign that said Dead End.

One day a blonde got an A on her test.

I win. Forever.
you fail forever

A blonde ate a :cookie: but the :cookieMonster: ate it first.