Author Topic: Any near-death experiences?  (Read 18019 times)

Hey, I wanna know if any of you has had any death and back experiences.

I haven't.

EDIT: Topic name is now "any "death and back" experiences?"
« Last Edit: December 21, 2010, 03:57:44 PM by MasterLemons »

Nope me either.

Boy this is a interesting topic.

I WAS SKYDIVING WITH THE POPE WHEN A COMET CAME AND STARTED SHOOTING BABIES AT ME IT WAS SCARY

Few years ago I got stabbed in the gut during a mugging by some monday. I collapsed into a trash can filling up with my own blood. I thought I was done for but fortunately the convenience store owner called for help and was able to adminster care while the ambulance came.

I was out there for a bit of time before the man came to my aid, I can't recall exactly how long but it felt like forever. It was such a cold feeling, thinking I was just going to die in a pile of garbage with no one around that I cared about. In a moment of self reflection I was saddened that I might not get the chance to live out my life to its fullest, but I had no major regrets up to that point (besides getting stabbed haha) which was very comforting.

I started blacking out by the time the ambulance arrived and I didn't gain my composure for a few days after. I lost quite a bit of blood and required transfusion to survive. loving monday never got caught. He made off with $30, a credit card that got canceled immediately after, and my library card; I hope it was all worth (almost) taking a human life you monster.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 10:12:00 AM by Otis Da HousKat »

Few years ago I got stabbed in the gut during a mugging by some monday. I collapsed into a trash can filling up with my own blood. I thought I was done for but fortunately the convenience store owner called for help and was able to adminster care while the ambulance came.

I was out there for a bit of time before the man came to my aid, I can't recall exactly how long but it felt like forever. It was such a cold feeling, thinking I was just going to die in a pile of garbage with no one around that I cared about. In a moment of self reflection I was saddened that I might not get the chance to live out my life to its fullest, but I had no major regrets up to that point (besides getting stabbed haha) which was very comforting.

I started blacking out by the time the ambulance arrived and I didn't gain my composure for a few days after. I lost quite a bit of blood and required transfusion to survive. loving monday never got caught. He made off with $30, a credit card that got canceled immediately after, and my library card; I hope it was all worth (almost) taking a human life you monster.


Damn. How deep was the cut?

Yes. Back when I had Appendicitis. My appendix burst when I was in the Emergency room and I could've died from the toxins :c
The doctors said I got veeery lucky.

My aunt's neurotic dog got out into the pool area where I was sitting. He ran up to me, I freaked out, and fell into the pool. I was only 3 or 4 so I couldn't swim at the time. I started to feel very warm, and I saw a splash. My cousin dove in, and brought me out.

To this day, I still want to loving kill that damn dog for almost killing me.


Doing 30 on a 4 wheeler and almost crashing into a ditch that had a barbed wire fence on the other side.

It was like a 1.1g turn.
The rear wheels ended up off the dirt road.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 10:30:52 AM by JamestheLeet »

Doing 30 on a 4wheeler and almost crashing into a ditch that had a barbed wire fence on the other side.
Why was I suddenly reminded of the game of Apples to Apples I played...
"Juicy"
My card: "Barbed Wire"


To this day, I still want to loving kill that damn dog for almost killing me.
Why do you want to kill a cute lil' dog?

EDIT: Thanks for your neardeath xperiences! Also, if you want more, watch I survived... on bio

I fell off my bike and my legs and face got ripped open

It..didn't hurt at all.

Its a shame I missed your heart.
In my opinion, saying "Wait, stuff.
YOU SURVIVED?" would've been better.
Why do you want to kill a cute lil' dog?
People would say I'd say this, but I'm actually more likely to say what he was saying this about.

I JUMPED OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING RIGHT WHEN IT BLEW UP. I LANDED AND ROLLED.

watch I survived... on bio
Bio?

National Biographic.
Totally needed.