Norm the Genie

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish for a pretty, smart, sweet girlfriend that would love me.

EDIT: And wouldn't cheat on me.

[Ad Bot]

[Dnitro]

Granted, you see Micheal Emerson walking down the street with his pretty, smart, sweet GF.

I wish for nothing.

[nienhaus1]

Granted, but you get an item

I wish that Malestrom would love me :(

I have a bad feeling about this

[Mr Man]

Granted but he loves you TOO much and, well.... things get nasty


I wish Micheal Jackson lived and Justin bieber died

[?]

Granted, But MJ starts singing like JB and JB gets idolized as the "king of pop".

I wish all of the wishes that come after this one don't do don't do don't do don't do don't do don't do don't do don't yes come true.

[Timezbrick]

They all come out.. But then Norm ate them..

I wish Steam Games, For the Steam Platform. On my Computer and on My account. For free.

[LeetZero]

You get pony games for free.

I wish for a huge richard.

[LegendZ]

Granted, but it became too huge it crushed you under it's weight.

I don't wish.

[BlockoCrafter]

Well, you get a wish.

I wish for asdfmovie4.

[Timezbrick]

Because you wished it It needed to be done fast and asdfmovie4 is now a fail.

I wish that this school year is over.

[Moriarty]

Wish granted, but its over your head. Forever. You can never forget.

I wish for ONE message. One. One message in my inbox, and it does not replicate.
It does not have aids.
It does not have a virus
It is just a message, saying Hi.

[Brickarms]

Wish granted, but its over your head. Forever. You can never forget.

I wish for ONE message. One. One message in my inbox, and it does not replicate.
It does not have aids.
It does not have a virus
It is just a message, saying Hi.

Granted, but it say "hi friend lololololo "
I wish for a lego set

[Moriarty]

You get a set of legos
but its in a block of ice

I wish for a dollar obtained legally, and it to be in my wallet, which is in my back pocket, which is locked with a titanium diamond lock
AND THE DIAMOND TITANIUM LOCK AND WALLET ARE LIGHT BUT NOT LIGHT ENOUGH TO BE STOLEN EASILY

[kanew2000]

You get a set of legos
but its in a block of ice

I wish for a dollar obtained legally, and it to be in my wallet, which is in my back pocket, which is locked with a titanium diamond lock
AND THE DIAMOND TITANIUM LOCK AND WALLET ARE LIGHT BUT NOT LIGHT ENOUGH TO BE STOLEN EASILY

Wish granted,but the dollar is on fire.

I wish for a ice cream cake.

[Moriarty]

Wish granted,but the dollar is on fire.

I wish for a ice cream cake.

you get it
but i put my fiery dollar all over it to melt it
herp
I wish for....
Anything but a few dollars. I don't want money.