Author Topic: Ask Mistur Monocle.  (Read 29989 times)


Just answered that.

With my hand or my ass? I don't know where the web comes from. :c


I will buy you a fancy monocle, but you have to wear it around all the time.

Monocle.


You must show me your monocle.


I will when I get it back from my girlfriends.



How do I repair a watch?

Where can Bara get a cheap pocket watch?



Thanks, but my mind has for some reason registered a pill as bad or something and just WONT let it go down. it's afraid of something. any way to bypass that? i mean it actually makes my throat feel smaller and the pill feels bigger. :/ Or is that what hot liquids are for

I can swallow pieces of ice WAY bigger than a measly pill, but the pill DOES NOT want to go down.
Have a mouthful of cold liquid, put he pill into your mouth so you can't feel it, then look down and swallow. I like milk, but I heard carbonate beverages work wonders.

Can Monocle please stop stealing my loving snacks

Have a mouthful of cold liquid, put he pill into your mouth so you can't feel it, then look down and swallow. I like milk, but I heard carbonate beverages work wonders.
Hmm.. I'll have to try that out as well.
Thanks a bunch monocle and lug

Can Monocle please stop stealing my loving snacks

Go stick your richard between your couch cushions, and forget 'em.

My snacks now ho'.


Hmm.. I'll have to try that out as well.
Thanks a bunch monocle and lug


No problem.

I say look down because looking up means you feel the pill on the back of your throat.
It's disgusting.

How do I keep my pants on?

Why do I sometimes try to do things but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to, and I get real frustrated and then like I try hard to do it, and I like, take my time but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like, I concentrate on it real hard, but it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out. It's like, I need time to figure these things out, but there's always someone there going, “hey Kev, you know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know? You need to maybe get away. And like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better.” And I'm all like “Oh, nah, it's ok, you know. I'll figure it out. Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know? I'm just working on it by myself.” And they go “well, you know, if you wanna talk about it, I'll be here, you know? And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it. So why don't you talk about it?” I go “no, I don't want to! I'm ok. I'll figure it out myself!” But they just keep bugging me, they just keep bugging me, and it builds up inside.