Mom is mad at me because of easter

[Riot]

 Heretics deny to collect thy eggs from the hair.
They are cast into hell for refusing to participate in pagan connections between Jesus and Easter Bunnies!

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Easter Egg hunts are THE stuff.

Of course, if they're in plain sight, and with nothing in them, it's boring.  My mom stuffs $1 bills, and quarters in them.  Also, I'm getting Portal 2 as a present, since she said I'm too old for the little presents I used to get.  Being 14 Kicks ass.

Wow I got portal 2 today too ;D

[Fizzles]

Doing things like cleaning the gutters, getting all A's on report card (that is forgetin hard), yet my spoiled brat friend gets rewards for eating dinner, going to school, etc.
forget OFF.

[Bloody Mary]

Doing things like cleaning the gutters, getting all A's on report card (that is forgetin hard), yet my spoiled brat friend gets rewards for eating dinner, going to school, etc.
forget OFF.

Damn, a reward for eating dinner? Does he get a reward for breathing and blinking too?

[Riot]

 My rewards are handydowns.
My best one I got was a used teabag to make my tea with :D

 Tomorrow I overheard I'm getting a new pair of shorts!!1 so excited!!! Ghhuuuuuuuuuhhhsqueal*

[ArfNarf]

Damn, a reward for eating dinner? Does he get a reward for breathing and blinking too?

Pretty much.
He gets EVERYTHING he wants.
If he wants a 3DS, he gets a 3DS.
If he does not, he will squeal and scream and pout and say "HUU HUU HUU THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIIFFFEEE! I HATEE MY LIFFEEE!" -_- /facepalm

And my rewards are "A home to live in" or "Tickle monster!!!" >:C I AM NOT 3 MOM!

[Jeep]

My rewards are hand me downs.
My best one I got was a used teabag to make my tea with :D

 Tomorrow I overheard I'm getting a new pair of shorts!!1 so excited!!! Ghhuuuuuuuuuhhhsqueal*

Fixed

[Coulmbai]

Pretty much.
He gets EVERYTHING he wants.
If he wants a 3DS, he gets a 3DS.
If he does not, he will squeal and scream and pout and say "HUU HUU HUU THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIIFFFEEE! I HATEE MY LIFFEEE!" -_- /facepalm

Sounds like this kid I know named wes.
He also thinks he's the stuff at school.

[MillCzarr]

When I do easter egg hunts. There filled with jelly beans and sweet tarts, and the winning egg found has 5 bucks in it. <--- Thats fun

[Trifax]

I'm trying to find the clip from Family Guy where some guy is telling Peter to find the easter egg, and Peter just insists it's in this guy's butt, when it's just on the ground in plain sight. Then at the end a mouse comes out of the guy's pants and takes the egg.

[SkullCandy]

Pretty much.
He gets EVERYTHING he wants.
If he wants a 3DS, he gets a 3DS.
If he does not, he will squeal and scream and pout and say "HUU HUU HUU THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIIFFFEEE! I HATEE MY LIFFEEE!" -_- /facepalm

And my rewards are "A home to live in" or "Tickle monster!!!" >:C I AM NOT 3 MOM!

If I want you to leave, then you leave.

[Jacob 123456789]

For me, Easter eggs have candy inside them

[Nymethus]

For me, Easter eggs have candy inside them

This

[Comatose]

Arf. Aaaaarfffff. translate this and there's a big reward for you. it's something that costs money c: loljapaneseimnawtaweeabo:c

Done.

Smeared with setbacks, lost in fads
I pretend to be happy as I sing
“Run further” I’m urging myself, thoughtlessly, but softly to where the wind is blowing
I glance back at the road which I came from and feel sorry that I have time to spare
Surrounded on all sides
What comes after a war is one game
“There are mountains, valleys, cliffs”
Dust is piling up
In the middle of my endless journey, I stop by at the edge of a town
I throw down my tired legs softly
If I lie down, I’ll end up repeating my shallow sleep
I’ll see that same profile over and over, hear those same words over and over…
“Am I the only one who thinks just living is sad?”

Tobacco smoke floats in the air and disappears into emptiness

On a day where we’re surely still powerless and young
You witness sadness that you didn’t have to see
Now you’re spending your time holding in tears that don’t have to be held in
We’re not strong enough to keep living on just completely truthful things
We don’t have to be strong
Okay?

My lifted-up eyelids see the world in spring
I push through the cherry blossom-coloured wind
On the way to the destination of the far away other side, I wonder if you were in this rapeseed field
I search for the white flapping of a bird in this sky
Surely you’ll be listening carefully to the ground and searching for the black ant’s footsteps at the same time, right?

Tearing off a disguise like a clown’s, standing on a forgotten hill, in the sun

Basking in the light of the moon, taking a deep breath
In a world where there’s no yelling voice or sound of the plates breaking
Without sharing warmth, we can keep living
However, just living is not enough for us

The budding ground, the thick trees, the disappearing rainbow, the passing days,
The night sky’s Spica, the four season’s mystery, they taught us who continue searching for the truth

No matter how far we travel, at the start of life
We were lonely babies who cried out to want to live and be loved
Our reason for aiming for somewhere that isn’t here
Is because we have to in order to know that there is no answer anywhere other than in the heart

[Joker Card]

My eggs are filled with money or prizes. I'm 16 and my sister is 20. Yet we still fight over eggs