The legend of Carl.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

SUDDENLY YOU ARE TELEPORTED TO NARNIA.

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

No. Narnia's cold.

You go in the cave, and metal doors close behind you. Too hard to punch.
Now what, biyatch?

[coolCPU1]

Venture into the cave

[PowerDag]

Meet one of the Homestuck trolls for no apparent reason, kick a random coconut, and pull a picture of Egoraptor out of the dirt.

[Alex Man!]

This picture is...Oddly lovey.

(Fyi, i drew over it. *you notice shades, and kick me in the balls*)

[BlockoCrafter]

This picture is...Oddly lovey.

(Fyi, i drew over it. *you notice shades, and kick me in the balls*)

Anyways, burn it with your super-charged ray utility in your lvl 2 collar and find that it's actually a package more than a picture.

[hankyje]

You look behind you and notice there is a large amount of C4s in the cave and jump away through the wall at the last second and turn around and see none other than ZOMBIE MR.FLUFF (Mr.Fluff back from the dead.)

[Trogtor]

Have an epic staring contest.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Continue through the cave. You notice doggie treats inconspiciously lying in a crevice...

[TwenteFreak]

Carl is an ugly motherforgeter.

[PowerDag]

> (S) Engage battle mode.

(For reference, you make a flash with sounds when an (S) is provided.)

[Alex Man!]

Guys, slow the forget down. I'm continuing with powerdag's post.
Just...Wait a second.

[Alex Man!]

Picture isint worth drawing. You have 3 attacks to destroy the picture that egaraptor drew. Punch with robo hand, kick in the balls , Shoot with either gun.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Have an epic staring contest.

Have an epic staring contest.

Have an epic staring contest.

Have an epic staring contest.

nuff said

[hankyje]

Picture isint worth drawing. You have 3 attacks to destroy the picture that egaraptor drew. Punch with robo hand, kick in the balls , Shoot with either gun.

Kick in the balls.