Battlefield Megathread

[Comatose]

Hey, is anybody else having problems regarding desynced audio during random parts of the campaign?

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[Kevdude]

Is just got BF3 for the PS3 and I have to say, the campaign is absolute ass and extremely derivative. But the multiplayer is definitely a lot of fun

[Mega-Bear]

Did anybody else notice in the beginning mission they say 'chem weapon threat in the SPINSA MEAT market'?

Nice easter egg EA lol. FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF.

[TheArmyGuy]

When you start battlelog up you need to make an account (If you dont have on already)
then you can just link your Xbox account with Battlelog account
just use the same email for Xbox as Battlelog

>Use same account.
>Have BF3 installed
>indicate in games section I have BF3 isntalled
>Login with Xbox 360 accoutn E-mail
>Lole u no has batlefeld 3 wud u lik to buy naow?!

Just realised I always play and have only played on my dad's Xbox account, derp.

[Comatose]

Did anybody else notice in the beginning mission they say 'chem weapon threat in the SPINSA MEAT market'?

Nice easter egg EA lol. FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF.

Are you absolutely sure that's an easter egg, or just an unintended joke?

[Wesley Williams]

I'm sad that there were only what, two jokes throughout the campaign? Although I'd have to say, who plays Battlefield 3 for the campaign? Spotting people in multiplayer can be funny. "Aww shoot it's a tank! No wait, it's not a tan- tank! Get down!" And I've also heard a few hopeless comments.

[Qwepir]

Did anybody else notice in the beginning mission they say 'chem weapon threat in the SPINSA MEAT market'?

Nice easter egg EA lol. FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF.

have you seen the nutrition facts on the oil cans?

[Extrude]

Did anybody else notice in the beginning mission they say 'chem weapon threat in the SPINSA MEAT market'?

Nice easter egg EA lol.

Did anybody else notice in the beginning mission they say 'chem weapon threat in the SPINSA MEAT market'?

Nice easter egg EA lol. FIGURED IT OUT MYSELF.

FKIN trole

[Mega-Bear]

FKIN trole

umad mr. no spous??

[Otis Da HousKat]

Add me add me:

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/mapleoatmeal/

[Nickelob Ultra]

God forget this game.

I seriously cannot walk around the field without fifty starfishs on the enemy team throwing mortars from the opposite map boundary and I can't even crawl in bushes because, wait for it, snipers magically spot me from the other side of the map and then their butt-buddy snipers on the side I'm on just shoot the forget out of me while blinding me with tactical lights and lasers.

Even my brother who's a regular hardcore server player had trouble playing in the god damn situation I was in.  It's like every team I get put with is full of downs children and every team I get put against are full-time MLG pros already in like level 30-40.

I don't know what the hell DICE is smoking but some serious balancing needs to be worked in.  This is just awful IMO, and makes me glad I only paid $30 instead of a full on console pricetag.

I tried out a hardcore server too, my brother said that's where the fun is.  Same stuff except team killing, so you can do even less.  This game is really only appealing in coop and just ramming jets into starfishs on the ground.

[Comatose]

God forget this game.

I seriously cannot walk around the field without fifty starfishs on the enemy team throwing mortars from the opposite map boundary and I can't even crawl in bushes because, wait for it, snipers magically spot me from the other side of the map and then their butt-buddy snipers on the side I'm on just shoot the forget out of me while blinding me with tactical lights and lasers.

Even my brother who's a regular hardcore server player had trouble playing in the god damn situation I was in.  It's like every team I get put with is full of downs children and every team I get put against are full-time MLG pros already in like level 30-40.

I don't know what the hell DICE is smoking but some serious balancing needs to be worked in.  This is just awful IMO, and makes me glad I only paid $30 instead of a full on console pricetag.

I tried out a hardcore server too, my brother said that's where the fun is.  Same stuff except team killing, so you can do even less.  This game is really only appealing in coop and just ramming jets into starfishs on the ground.

I know that feel, bro.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

God forget this game.

I seriously cannot walk around the field without fifty starfishs on the enemy team throwing mortars from the opposite map boundary and I can't even crawl in bushes because, wait for it, snipers magically spot me from the other side of the map and then their butt-buddy snipers on the side I'm on just shoot the forget out of me while blinding me with tactical lights and lasers.

Even my brother who's a regular hardcore server player had trouble playing in the god damn situation I was in.  It's like every team I get put with is full of downs children and every team I get put against are full-time MLG pros already in like level 30-40.

I don't know what the hell DICE is smoking but some serious balancing needs to be worked in.  This is just awful IMO, and makes me glad I only paid $30 instead of a full on console pricetag.

I tried out a hardcore server too, my brother said that's where the fun is.  Same stuff except team killing, so you can do even less.  This game is really only appealing in coop and just ramming jets into starfishs on the ground.

I want you to be wrong about the game, but you make some pretty solid points.

[SlayerZ99]

God forget this game.

I seriously cannot walk around the field without fifty starfishs on the enemy team throwing mortars from the opposite map boundary and I can't even crawl in bushes because, wait for it, snipers magically spot me from the other side of the map and then their butt-buddy snipers on the side I'm on just shoot the forget out of me while blinding me with tactical lights and lasers.

Even my brother who's a regular hardcore server player had trouble playing in the god damn situation I was in.  It's like every team I get put with is full of downs children and every team I get put against are full-time MLG pros already in like level 30-40.

I don't know what the hell DICE is smoking but some serious balancing needs to be worked in.  This is just awful IMO, and makes me glad I only paid $30 instead of a full on console pricetag.

I tried out a hardcore server too, my brother said that's where the fun is.  Same stuff except team killing, so you can do even less.  This game is really only appealing in coop and just ramming jets into starfishs on the ground.

Yes this is so true too
I'm playing COD now but I still find myself (even thought I a really low level) being at the top and being with kids who are going 6- 25 and making us lose

[Extrude]

Most games are the most fun when played on LAN with a few friends.