Author Topic: There's this starfish who has a birthday today and I need help.  (Read 3071 times)


sounds like some ones handicapped
I'm gonna update in a minute with the whole conversation. He's such a loving idiot.

If I were you, don't ruin his birthday, its his special day, at least don't get your ass kicked.
Still the best idea i have seen yet..

Still the best idea i have seen yet..
that's because you're a pusillanimous individual

"Happy Birthday! You want me to come over to give you your 'special birthday gift' again this year? ;)"

Make all his friends think he is gay.

Buy him a toy of Rainbow Dash and say "YEAH WELL YOU ASKED ME FOR IT REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVE MLP?!?!" and promptly leg it out of there before he kills you.

Tell him you want his cigarettegy ass dead and that "a whole year closer" means he is such a disgrace to society that people are actually excited for his death.