The Above user just showed up at your house.

[rockslide26]

Chick chick, boom.

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Bow chika bow wow.

[rockslide26]

Chicka chick boom boom there isn't enough room.

[Clone v.117]

I will molest you with spoons.
c:

[Dr.Block]

I will molest you with forks.

[rockslide26]

Rape game.

[Wafflajizzles]

I will molest you with forks.

Invite you in for hot coffee, then throw the contents of the cup into your face.

[Aeschylus]

Invite you in for hot coffee, then throw the contents of the cup into your face.

push you off my porch and shut the door and go back to being a lazy ass all day. all because of your Forum name.

[oleg662]

Brutally rape him while yelling "BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS"

[Uncle Bengs]

download the mod to unlock the minigame and invite you in for hot coffee

[Clone v.117]

OOoh no im not letting you in, last time one of my uncles came to my house it turned out he wasn't my uncle atall.
Also he raped me.

[Supersylox]

I would shove the door in your face and call you a Pumpkinhead

[Gojira]

"Dammit... who are you? Honey, grab the shotgun... You can't find it?! Son of a bitch. Oh well. Come in, we've got coffee."

[Skorpion]

I would capture him, take him into my basement, then strap him to a chair, sew his eyelids so they would always be open, then put MLP series on repeat and make him watch it.

No need. I'll watch it anyway.

[Mega-Bear]

Welcome you in, you're not bad. :D