Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Jacob/Lee]

Lol, I get all the kills on the important things, but most of the time I just sit back and throw gold coins.

Lol, I'm like a general from the age, I'm always in the middle of the battle fighting like a dignified man. (I'm always a human)

EDIT: Generated a name, "Ithbi Fingersneaked"

Bad thoughts man, bad thoughts...

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[Doomonkey]

Lol, I'm like a general from the age, I'm always in the middle of the battle fighting like a dignified man. (I'm always a human)

EDIT: Generated a name, "Ithbi Fingersneaked"

Bad thoughts man, bad thoughts...

All of my companions left me. And I didn't notice until I was days away from civilization.

Bogeymen ambushed me while I was drowsy. 6 of them. They all perished.

EDIT: Now I must journey back...

[Jacob/Lee]

All of my companions left me. And I didn't notice until I was days away from civilization.

Bogeymen ambushed me while I was drowsy. 6 of them. They all perished.

Bogeymen are hilarious if you can kite them over to a fortress and the occupants wake up.

Also, "Komo Fleshywound"

I'm going to shout "It's just a flesh wound!" at my monitor if I lose an arm, I swear.

[Doomonkey]

Bogeymen are hilarious if you can kite them over to a fortress and the occupants wake up.

Also, "Komo Fleshywound"

I'm going to shout "It's just a flesh wound!" at my monitor if I lose an arm, I swear.

Lol, did I mention these bogeymen are fighting me after I just completed two legendary quests to get rid of creatures of the night, with the goal to help alone travelers.

[Jacob/Lee]

HOUR THREE OF THE EPIC ADVENTURES OF MR FLESHYWOUND

Log One: "Good Thing I'm Ambidextrous"

[Doomonkey]

-snip-

lol

I got attacked by more bogeymen, but I lured them until Tigermen intervened. Then I picked them both off as they quarreled amongst each other.

[Jacob/Lee]

I think I'm in trouble now. I'm either going to die a terrible death since I have one hand or I'm going to be the most epic adventurer in the world who beats people to death with a shield.

I didn't even find any soldiers in the fortress I was going to when I got jumped.

[Doomonkey]

I think I'm in trouble now. I'm either going to die a terrible death since I have one hand or I'm going to be the most epic adventurer in the world who beats people to death with a shield.

I didn't even find any soldiers in the fortress I was going to when I got jumped.

You can have a shield and spear/other weapon in the same hand. Just use 'r' to get out weapons and stuff. Like I said, I have about 6 shields 6 spears, with two hands.

Also, I'm back to civilization and ready to kill a minotaur.

[Littledude]

Lol, I'm like a general from the age, I'm always in the middle of the battle fighting like a dignified man. (I'm always a human)

EDIT: Generated a name, "Ithbi Fingersneaked"

Bad thoughts man, bad thoughts...

My random fortress name "Oiledvirgin" was better.

[Jacob/Lee]

You can have a shield and spear/other weapon in the same hand. Just use 'r' to get out weapons and stuff. Like I said, I have about 6 shields 6 spears, with two hands.

Also, I'm back to civilization and ready to kill a minotaur.

I see that as quite cheaty so I'm going to stick with my one hand.

In other words, I wrestled down the bear that bit my hand off then smashed his face in with my shield Spartan style.

My random fortress name "Oiledvirgin" was better.

Oh man, that would be an epic fortress name...

[Doomonkey]

I see that as quite cheaty so I'm going to stick with my one hand.

In other words, I wrestled down the bear that bit my hand off then smashed his face in with my shield Spartan style.

Alright, I think of it as a balance to companions randomly leaving and having to fight hordes of bogeymen.

My random fortress name "Oiledvirgin" was better.

My monk's random name 'Cutnuts' is better.

[Jacob/Lee]

I still remember the day back in 40d when I was sent on a quest to kill a colossus because he stole a prickle berry...

*sigh* good times...

[Doomonkey]

I still remember the day back in 40d when I was sent on a quest to kill a colossus because he stole a prickle berry...

*sigh* good times...

Is 40d a version, and if so, how old is it?

Also, I love Dwarf Fortress, because we can share experiences for thousands of pages and still have unique and exiting stories to read. In other games it's like, "I got the hat." or "I beat the campaign." In DF, it's like, "I got my hand bitten off by a bogeyman, but I reclaimed it and smashed his skull in with it." or "I was journeying with my wrestler and got dismantled by a colossus."

[Jacob/Lee]

Is 40d a version, and if so, how old is it?

Also, I love Dwarf Fortress, because we can share experiences for thousands of pages and still have unique and exiting stories to read. In other games it's like, "I got the hat." or "I beat the campaign." In DF, it's like, "I got my hand bitten off by a bogeyman, but I reclaimed it and smashed his skull in with it." or "I was journeying with my wrestler and got dismantled by a colossus."

Yeah, it is the version before 2010. It was the update past the time of Boatmurdered and the one before the newest.

Yeah, this game is always offering unique tales.

[Captain Crazy]

How do I breed food animals? I need a steady supply of meat to keep my dwarves going.