Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Jacob/Lee]

I know. They send me to kill bandits. I've killed night creatures before, but nothing real difficult. Like I said, I ran out of quests on one continent. I know what I'm doing, my worlds just seem to be lame.

Oh. Try generating a world with the amount of beasts as high as they can go, a small world and whatever-the-125-year-history-is history setting. I got a good world with a nice amount of bandits and night creatures with some dangerous ones mixed in.

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[Doomonkey]

Oh. Try generating a world with the amount of beasts as high as they can go, a small world and whatever-the-125-year-history-is history setting. I got a good world with a nice amount of bandits and night creatures with some dangerous ones mixed in.

I think that's what I have now. I'll just have to search around.

[Jacob/Lee]

That dragon was a real bastard. I blocked his dragonfire, fractured one of his teeth then he bit my lower body and shook me around giving me a mortal wound. I bled to death the next turn.

Legendary loving swordsman dead in 3 turns.

[JJA0]

I always die in adventure because a bowman or crossbowman shoots me in the head or throat. Every loving time.

One of my dwarfs in fortress just cut a forgotten beast in half. Unfortunately he was killed directly afterwards by the creatures boiling insides.

Its skin was made of fire.

[Doomonkey]

That dragon was a real bastard. I blocked his dragonfire, fractured one of his teeth then he bit my lower body and shook me around giving me a mortal wound. I bled to death the next turn.

Legendary loving swordsman dead in 3 turns.

Lol, I should try and make a replica of my character in the arena, and fight a dragon.

[Doomonkey]

I had to fight a minotaur in a labyrinth. That was easy.

[Doomonkey]

Woooo! I got to fight a dragon. I killed it in two turns, without the help of my army. I am disappoint.

[Jacob/Lee]

forget this I'm becoming a dwarven (My innermost thoughts are shouting "BAD IDEA!!!" at me right now) and being an axeman for once. I want to make it +rain+.

I will have the head of that dragon.

[Doomonkey]

forget this I'm becoming a dwarven (My innermost thoughts are shouting "BAD IDEA!!!" at me right now) and being an axeman for once. I want to make it +rain+.

I will have the head of that dragon.

Be female. I am a female Spearmaster. That is how to beat dragons.

[Doomonkey]

Lame.

I went to fight a titan, but right before I got there, we were ambushed by goblins. I was left with 5 out of 19 companions, 1 of which suffocated shortly after. When I got to the titan, my men killed him before I could attack.

EDIT: Also, I picked up the Titan's corpse. 1100 move speed to 170.

[Jacob/Lee]

Yeah, titans are heavy.

Hehe, axes are fun.

I can imagine him shouting "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!" if he was awake.

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Oh god this game is fun.

[Doomonkey]

I got a new quest to kill a hydra. Do headshots still work or what?

It's also near the area where my companions abandoned be before. :c Which is like 5 days from civilization.

I found civilization near there! Awesome!

[Doomonkey]

Ahh, I think I killed an ally. Now all of my guys have turned on me. And now bogeymen are after me too.

I also killed another dragon.

Now I'm hated, but I don't want to lose my newest few kills. I wonder if retiring will reset that. Or perhaps I could be a raider for the rest of my life.

Lol, I'm slaughtering villages of people.

[Shell]

why do you guys make this sound exciting, and when i play theres absolutely nothing to do. so far all i've done is walk around and do nothing.