Dwarf Fortress Megathread! - Necro'd enough to count as a vampire

[Kearn]

>farm 16 plump helmets a harvest
>farm them every season
>never have an empty barrel
>never brew anything because no barrel
>everyone dies
>the end

losing is fun!

solution: 2 kitchens making lavish meals

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[Jacob/Lee]

That means he's easy to kill. The scars mean he can be hit.

No, that just means he can get cut. Due to them not feeling pain, falling unconscious, activating traps, getting stunned and how massive they are landing a killing blow is very, very hard.

[NotKreation]

One of my dwarf's randomly generated names translates to budpaper
:3

[Frontrox]

I kill people will body parts

[NotKreation]

forget how do i equip weapons :C

[Jacob/Lee]

forget how do i equip weapons :C

As an adventurer? Drop it and pick it up with a free hand available.

[NotKreation]

As an adventurer? Drop it and pick it up with a free hand available.

Oh.
Yay 3 swords in one hand at a time yay

[Mega-Bear]

I might begin playing this again if I can find a good tutorial for setting up militias.

[NotKreation]

I very much enjoy kicking someone in the face repeatedly after they give into pain.

[Tylale]

I tried playing this before, but couldn't get a textureset to work for some reason. I started playing and then I stopped playing. I can't even tell what the hell is going on with the ascii stuff.

Then today I saw this thread. I saw the textureset and installed it properly this time. Its so much easier with the textureset. I've played for the past several hours. I don't quite know what I'm doing but its not nearly as hard as everyone says it is. This game is amazing and I've just scratched the surface.

[Frontrox]

I very much enjoy kicking someone in the face repeatedly after they give into pain.

Or slicing all their limbs off, and beating their friends, and family to death with them.

[Doomonkey]

No, that just means he can get cut. Due to them not feeling pain, falling unconscious, activating traps, getting stunned and how massive they are landing a killing blow is very, very hard.

I was kind of kidding.

[Extrude]

I tried playing this before, but couldn't get a textureset to work for some reason. I started playing and then I stopped playing. I can't even tell what the hell is going on with the ascii stuff.

Then today I saw this thread. I saw the textureset and installed it properly this time. Its so much easier with the textureset. I've played for the past several hours. I don't quite know what I'm doing but its not nearly as hard as everyone says it is. This game is amazing and I've just scratched the surface.

Once you learn the D, B, and Q menu it's easy.

[Doomonkey]

I can't find a backpack. This sucks. All I have is a bag, but you have to manually put stuff in the bag.

[jouatt]

What do I need in a dining room besides tables and chairs?
Also, what do I do when I didnt start out with a brewer and I cant get anyone to build my still? :c