Author Topic: Bad Translator  (Read 4501 times)

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

Pretty fun to play around with.
Post your results!

I'll go first:
I like pie. > I love cake. 10 translations.

"Stocking is the best thing since sliced bread"

...10 translations later Google gives us:

"Provide the best thing since sliced ​​bread"

Pasted Text: I hate liberals.

Translated Text: I hate liberals.

English: I like turtles and sea shells
Back to English : I like turtles and snails

"I like to eat donuts on the fourth of july."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"July 4th Cake"


Text: I will eat my left foot with a spoon on Friday
56 translations later
Translate Text: Last Friday, I eat my left foot and a spoon

"For every five people I kill, twenty come to fill in the space."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"5:20 killed."

"His name is Nick.

He's pretty slick.

He should be,

the friend you pick."

Back to english: His name is Nick. Is quite smooth. He should be, a member you choose.

Basically, feel free to rub lotion on me and accept me into your clan.

Original text:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Do you know who I am?"

Original text:

"mlockha rules."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Copyright Mlokkha."

pasted in "quack I am a duck"
few translations later we get
"I am the antichrist duck"

im tired of these motherloving snakes on this motherloving plane

Damn damn tired of these snakes on the planet

"My time to spend is my time with my time of a potato salad ice cream dog"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Sometimes, my dog ​​and forces of ice cream, ice cream, potatoes and social"

How

Original text:

"Once upon a time on the Blockland Forums, I smacked a troll on the mouth for being such an idiot."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"To avoid a national platform for research and stupid like me."

"I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts. Swag."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"For me, living in a vacuum. Jewelry."