Bad Translator

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"This will translate badly."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"The collapse of the disease."



"Bing sucks iron balls."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Bing steel industry."

Original text:

"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Home"

Original text:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Encyclopedia of the sand in which 74 other new"

Original text:

"1. FIRST, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have confirmed, for Us and our Heirs for ever, that the Church of England shall be free, and shall have all her whole Rights and Liberties inviolable."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"If the first, God, we and our children, protect your credit card, we are always open to churches around the world."

Original text:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Other celebrities, including articles, templates, of course, the closure of San Schobv live in an environment of freedom and happiness of the legend"

"The steel and iron industries of Bing suck ferrite spheres."

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Most color computerists Bing, bought a class."

Original text:

"I am a really cool guy."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Back."


I smoked it, I did not inhale.








Taraagi tobacco.

"This text will not change."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I changed the text."

"Back."

...57 translations later Google gives us:

"W sikkerhedskopi affektivnye کنت tikėjimas paštu"


That's not english!

Original text:

"I am a really cool guy."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Back."
All of that comes to:

Test

Original text:

"forget"

...10 translations later Bing gives us:

"richard"

"Blockland is way cooler than Roblox or Minecraft."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Ubuntu and the power of ice."

"I'm straight as a circle."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Life in this area."

"Blockland is way cooler than Roblox or Minecraft."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Ubuntu and the power of ice."

wat

Original text:

"Doughnuts are tasty."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Coffee is very important."


Original text:

"Thursday was my birthday."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Sunday."


Original text:

"I wonder what this will translate into."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I do not know what I mean."


lol


« Last Edit: October 17, 2011, 02:32:03 PM by Sario »

"If I had a nickel for every time someone drama'd Stocking."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Nickel project and saxophone playing."


"If I had a nickel for every time someone drama'd Lord Tony."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"San - Francisco Jazz drama'd Tony."


What?

Original text:

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"I don't live in the world."

Original text:

"And now for an important Galaxy News Radio public service announcement--listen up children, this stuff's important!"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Middle of the night the new field of knowledge, which is awesome!"

Original text:

"Do you ever get the feeling you're being... watched?"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"In conclusion."

Original text:

"We're going to need a bigger boat!"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"(A);"

Original text:

"I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause"

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Despite good relations, the best in history"

Original text:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood; and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."

...56 translations later Bing and Google give us:

"Small fish, wheat Prommin meeting."