Anti Jokes

[Camera]

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

[Ad Bot]

[Stick Man]

Needs Moar Anti-Joke Chicken

[Fire paw]

A guy goes on a forum, his name is Fire paw, no one likes him, the end

[Mega-Bear]

I was masturbating yesterday and when I was about to cum in my mouth I vomited all over my richard and the chunks were flying so fast they went into my richard hole so now I have vomited food lodged inside my rooster with urine and semen backed up behind it.

Add my anti-joke to the OP please. I demand it.

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

An Asian had to debug his new software.

[Skorpion]

One day, a princess kissed a frog to turn it into a prince.
The frog pressed charges.

[Skorpion]

Little Red Riding hood set off through the forrest to visit her grandma.
Her body was never found.

[Stick Man]

One day, a princess kissed a frog to turn it into a prince.
The frog pressed charges.

Hey, That's my anti-joke. :C

[Mega-Bear]

Once I bought a Hamster.

I ate him then while I was masturbating ...

[Fire paw]

What do you call an idiot and a genius put together? The most handicapped joke answer ever

[The Corporation]

you all saw this coming.

[Shell]

Once I bought a Hamster.

I ate him then while I was masturbating ...

[Skorpion]

Hey, That's my anti-joke. :C

Yours was taken from the internet and was about beastality.
Mine was about the frog pressing charges for loveual assault.

JOKE GOGOGO
I was playing Black ops when...
"OLOLOL I loveD UR MUM"
"My mum has HIV"

[Volko]

What's black and blue and red all over?

A panda after it got hit by a train.

[Jerkface]

Guy meets a real winner girl, so he takes her out to dinner.  It picks up and he finds out that she really likes him.  They kiss and she leads him to her room.  The couple date for months and months and they eventually get married.

..then she stabs him and takes his money.

[Skorpion]

One day a man decided to row row row his boat gently down a stream.
He then went off a waterfall