Author Topic: Anti Jokes  (Read 3307 times)

Anti Jokes-Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

ex. A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender said "why the long face?" The horse said "My wife has terminal cancer."

ex. How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm on your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van.



Post your favorite Anti Jokes.
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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

I was gonna make a joke about pizza but it's too cheesy.


Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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I was gonna make a joke about farmers but it's too corny.

Why was the panda so sad?



It just witnessed its cub become torn to shreds by a rabid wolf.

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I was going to tell you a joke about butter but you might spread it.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

So a man walks into a bar and buys a drink has a nice time and goes home.

So a man walks into a bar and buys a drink has a nice time and goes home, to which he finds out that he has cancer.
fixed that

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from his life, and later, his body is found.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both Lawyers"