A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[JPSC]

5:44
Blockhead is found in the sewers raping a rat without a condom and is arrested for unsafe love.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

5:44
Blockhead is found in the sewers raping a rat.

9:years
Blockhead is a respectable man, running a respectable business, with a respectable Rat dynasty backing him

[JPSC]

12:01 PM
Blockhead is all smug.



12:03
Blockhead looks at his finances.
He is going bankrupt.

18:00
Blockhead invests on a DNA synchronizing department.

[BlockoCrafter]

18:01
Blockhead becomes a hooker.

[LawtyLawt]

18:01
Blockhead becomes a hooker.

18:02
Hooker by night
Respectable Businessperson by Morning.
HE IS CAPTAIN MANWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

[JPSC]

18:12
A witch-faced woman barges inside the building and wants a session with Blockhead.

>ACCEPT
>DENY
>THROW CHEESE ON HER

[LawtyLawt]

18:12
A witch-faced woman barges inside the building and wants a session with Blockhead.

>ACCEPT
>DENY
>THROW CHEESE ON HER

18:13
Blockhead does all the choices simultaneously

18:14
Walk out building

18:15
It was Just for laugh Gags

18:16
Sleazy eyed producer threatens to reveal his identity

[JPSC]

18:20
Blockhead takes off his business glasses.
HE IS NOW A SUPER HERO.

[LawtyLawt]

18:20
Blockhead takes off his business glasses.
HE IS NOW A SUPER HERO.

18:30
10 minutes to put supergimp suit on.

24:00
THis entire day he made 5,000 bucks

1:00
Sleazy eyed producer

1:00:01
"I know who you are..."

[JPSC]

1:02
Slezy eyed producer reveals his true form and that he actually is spongebob.

BATTLE MODE ON

Blockhead 500HP
 - Attacks
   > Troll
   > Laser Vision
 - Magic
   > Friendship
 - Strategy
   > Throw Cheese

Targets:
- Spongebob (9001/9001 HP)

[LawtyLawt]

1:02
Slezy eyed producer reveals his true form and that he actually is spongebob.

BATTLE MODE ON

Blockhead 500HP
 - Attacks
   > Troll
   > Laser Vision
 - Magic
   > Friendship
 - Strategy
   > Throw Cheese

Targets:
- Spongebob (9001/9001 HP)

9:05
Half the city is destroyed, they are both down to 50 health. LIMIT BREAK UNLEASH! UNRELENTING RAPE

9:05 (next day)
His star fish was destroyed, and no one will know of your secret identity

[JPSC]

9:06
Spongebob wakes up and fires his laz0r on Blockhead.

9:06:01
Blockhead uses Mirror counter!
Rolled 4/6.
Blockhead retaliates the laz0r and deals 592 damage to Spongebob.
Spongebob died.

Spongebob left a present. Inside the present, there was a Gate Key! Blockhead takes it.
Gained 100 EXP!
Blockhead leveled up!
Blockhead learned "Rape III" tech!

[LawtyLawt]

9:06
Spongebob wakes up and fires his laz0r on Blockhead.

9:06:01
Blockhead uses Mirror counter!
Rolled 4/6.
Blockhead retaliates the laz0r and deals 592 damage to Spongebob.
Spongebob died.

Spongebob left a present. Inside the present, there was a Gate Key! Blockhead takes it.
Gained 100 EXP!
Blockhead leveled up!
Blockhead learned "Rape III" tech!

10:00
Blockhead goes to work

10:10
Ezio Auditore is applying for a job

10:20
Credentials suck

10:30
"I can change that"

10:30:01
Strips all clothes

10:30:02
Bootiful arabic woman

11:00
Two naked people roll on the floor.
"You're hired!"

[Supersylox]

11:20
Blockhead realizes that this isn't beneficial to him at all and goes back to playing blockland.

[JPSC]

11:22
LawtyLawt connects and then he realizes Blockland isn't beneficial to him either.