Unfair, I declare King of 900
The king of a page is the first person to post on it. The title does not need to be declared by this person, and it is non transferable.
This page 900 has been stolen by cookie monster, rest of the posts on this page must have cookie monsters on them.
No.
Do I get to be Jetz of 900?
As holder of the title of "Jetz" for all pages, you would have to duel me for this title. I would of course be invincible and using one-hit-kill weapons and am allowed to kill you with the console before the official start of the duel and consequently declare myself the winner. If I don't show up, or any other circumstance interrupts the duel before you are killed, I win by default. I am also allowed, at any time, to declare myself the winner without any prior warning or fulfillment of any other victory condition. I am free to decide your ante for the duel. Any objections to these terms will be disregarded. Do you accept?