Addendum:
It's not like I didn't have a reason for it. I was 100% in on-topic boards when I first came here, and Otis was gloating about how you and him were posting in on-topic boards specifically to increase the chances of starting an argument with me there.
You even went into the CityRPG thread to start stuff when I mentioned I was texting a girl I had known since I was 14.
I wrote the script to get rid of you, and I have completely valid motivations for doing so. Look at all this stuff you cause -- it's a wonder why anyone would want to pretend you don't exist.