Author Topic: world war 69 - china sucks so you're iceland  (Read 8586 times)


AS RUSSIA:Send in the giant walking mechs that russia have been building for the last 10 years.

use russias troll powers and send in IUV

You both send in a squad of walker mechs. The commander that is leading the comrades in the other mechs is IUV. He has special abilities a la the MEAG BEARA.

Tanks attempt to fire at your explosive proof mechs, and fail. However, the manufacturers forgot to make the glass bulletproof, and many mechs fall as their users are shot in the face.

However, IUV's mech is impossible to destroy whatsoever. Inside, he is drinking a smoothie while laughing.

The american tanks hear a faint song that goes, "Trolololololololololo, trololololooooo". They have no idea what this means and keep wasting their ammo on IUV's mech.



btw guys you forgot to say where you were fighting. so i declare you fighting in lincoln, nebraska.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2012, 08:46:58 PM by Shell »

appoint th MEAG BEARA as head of the ruassian army, he will lead them 2 victory

mkae amerika send in badspot

appoint th MEAG BEARA as head of the ruassian army, he will lead them 2 victory
the MEAG BEARA is now the head of the russain army.

IUV is jealous and destroys his tank. the rest of the russian army is now firing at IUV, forgetting that he is trolling.

OH stuff

america sends in BADSPOT. his movement speed is superhuman and he uses no vehicles, or gadgets. he is wearing only a tee shirt and jeans, and is wielding a banhammer.

the russian army bows down to badspot.

before he does anything, he throws his banhammer at IUV's mech. It disintegrates.

russia retreats.

RUSSIA: FAILED THE BATTLE OF LINCOLN

AMERICA: DOMINATE
« Last Edit: February 17, 2012, 08:52:57 PM by Shell »

i will lead the crusade agenst iuv

STEEP ONE: let the games begin, may the best man win
STEP TEO: attempt two get him to admit to trolling


th MEGA BEARA has failed??? is that whut ur sayoing???

th MEAG BEARA had no tank to shoot rapestorms from. he was carrying no weapons and his hands were cut off in nam. aka: he's useless without his tank kthx

also he had other abilities that he could've used but

you guys didnt say to use it

idiots

th MEAG BEARA had no tank to shoot rapestorms from. he was carrying no weapons and his hands were cut off in nam. aka: he's useless without his tank kthx

also he had other abilities that he could've used but

you guys didnt say to use it

idiots
send in a block box that has hands and legs and arms and feet and a head and everysingle body part not mutated wearing clothes that has a giant mech that works and fires rocket missiles that will not cause the mech to die no loopholes


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AMERIKUH, AMERIKYUC, AMERKICUK!!!!!!1!!!