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Author Topic: SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while  (Read 133444 times)

I feel like writing an SCP-J about a gun that can shoot whatever the forget it wants, including but not limited to:
Sharks
Teddy bears
5.56 Ammunition
Grenades
Nuclear Warheads
Teeth
Fire
Acid
Flesh
Bones
Ice cream
Etc.

Can it fire other SCPs, including itself?

Can it fire other SCPs, including itself?

Well, it can't fire itself, as it would cause a paradox, because it actually pulls the objects it fires from somewhere on the planet. Also, the gun appears to work on a basis of the object being teleported into the barrel, being propelled by unknown means, and if it have to be shrunk to fit, growing back to full mass and size afterwards.
It's also selectable.
Hang on, I'm writing an experiment log

Inputted Ammunition Type: SCP-682
Effect when fired: SCP-682 hit the wall with a sickening thud, and was slightly disoriented before getting up and killing all personelle in sight.

Note: WHO IN THE forget AUTHORIZED THIS. -O5-██

Inputted Ammunition Type: Nuclear Warhead
Effect when fired: SCP-████-J managed to fire a full-sized nuclear warhead at ████ KM/H (████ M/H) and destroyed the bomb range cleared for testing.

Note: Come on people, stop that. -O5-██

Inputted Ammunition Type: Teddy Bears
Effect when fired: Fired teddy bears at █████ KM/H, testing upon D-Class proved this speed to be lethal.

Note: It would appear that the gun will accelerate objects that aren't deadly enough to speeds that would kill any normal human being. More research into this is required. -Researcher A███ █████

Inputted Ammunition Type: DVD of the game "███████ █" by "B███████ S████████"
Effect when fired: DVDs clocked at ████ KM/H (████ M/H) Lodged inside wall, able to decapitate normal human beings.

Etc.

Play SCP - Containment Breach they said

It will be fun they said

Make it fire the concrete man.
NOW.
Make it kill it with smashing.
And crunch.

Play SCP - Containment Breach they said

It will be fun they said

lol'd hard

I played Containment Breach and 5 Minutes in I was like "forget this I'm playing something else"

Make it fire 173
NOW.
Make it kill it with crunching.
And crunch.

Play SCP - Containment Breach they said

It will be fun they said


that is hilarious

Play SCP - Containment Breach they said

It will be fun they said

'Sigged


http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-014-j
Note: I request that we have this SCP decommissioned immediately. It's too dangerous to be kept alive. - Agent Spoon


http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387

my favorite SCP, i especially enjoy the mega blocks test


also, would writing a joke SCP about a music group, would that be referencing something?