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Author Topic: SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while  (Read 133551 times)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SCP
682
VS
076
BEGIN

FOOOOUR SCORE
AND SIXTYFIVE YEARS IN THE PAST

that's all i think of when i think of ERB





I'll just quietly stick this to the back of cubicle doors now.
People need to know.

scp-682 is beluga whale omg.




"682: Came back on fire."
Wowe.
"A small globe that controls what happens on earth— whatever is inflicted on it occurs on our planet as well: [DATA EXPUNGED]."
Welp, good job causing an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario, morons.

"A small globe that controls what happens on earth— whatever is inflicted on it occurs on our planet as well: [DATA EXPUNGED]."
Welp, good job causing an XK-class end-of-the-world scenario, morons.

I dunno, my flesh still looks attached to my bones and not bur-
OH GOD OW OW OW OW OW


SCP-1969 in Site-█ recreation room

Item #: SCP-1969

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1969 is to be stored at Site-█ behind one (1) three-meter thick wall of steel, with three padlocked, keyed, and voice-activated doors made of solid iron. Should personnel attempt to enter SCP-1969's containment chamber without further authorization by at least █ Level-3 personnel, they shall face keter cleanup duty. SCP-1969 is to be kept in the Site-█ recreation room.

Description: SCP-1969 is, for all intents and purposes, a capsule used in the Apollo program. Its anomalous properties are only visible while inside the capsule, as any photographs taken through the window of the capsule turn out blank. Whenever a human being is inside the suit which is inside the capsule, they reenact a full mission sequence of an Apollo capsule, right down to the exact G's the astronauts in the original flight experienced. Upon exiting, the personnel report feeling as if they have been in the capsule for days, while others outside the capsule at the time report that only an hour or so has passed.

Addendum-1a: Further testing has revealed no more anomalous properties, and as such I request that it be moved to the Site-█ recreation room. - Dr. ████
Request approved. - O5-█
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 01:07:29 PM by Gojira »