SCP Megatopic - oh wow i havent seen this in a while

[TeslaCoil]

i'm surprised that anyone got in with the loving short ass character limit

It's not like he wanted you to write him a story lol. All you need to do is present your age, location, and reasons for joining.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

Gojira has Ridden 682 right?
I want to try.

[Big Brother]

http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/tripleclefton

[Demian]

Not good enough in my opinion.

[TeslaCoil]

That SCP was a bit, uninteresting...

[DaSord213]

so uh

CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF O5-█

Item #: SCP-7-J

Object Class: SUPER loving KETER

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7-J is to be kept in a Feces-lined containment chamber located in My Ass, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 2 [REDACTED] armed with Glass.

In the event that SCP-7-J ever begins forget its breast, Buubles is to forget SCP-7-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force 7-7 (''Barbie's Magical Adventure'') is to be dispatched to SCP-7-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-7-J is a stuff chihuahua. Like most members of its species, it is able to forget ass, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Feces each day.

SCP-7-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with ass, which causes it to turn into ass. Whenever this happens, all richards within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to forget uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to SCP-682. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-7-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.

Recovery Log: SCP-7-J was first located in Yorodoroporocoroville where the Chicago Cubs were using it in order to forget the world over and over. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force 7-7 (''Barbie's Magical Adventure'') was able to recover the object with only 3333333332 civilian casualties.

Addendum: Test Log 7-1

    Dr. Asshat: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Asshat, and I am about to test SCP-7's reaction to ass. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr stuffhole?

    Dr. stuffhole: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

    Dr. Asshat: Excellent! I am now introducing the ass to 7... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

    Dr. stuffhole: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

    Asshat: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN rooster! IT'S GOT MEIN rooster! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    END LOG

In light of incident 7-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█

first time using the SCP-even number-J thingy
i'm gunna go back to doing something else now :<

[Port]

oh god lol

[Demian]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-187-1
Experiment 11. I knew it! God was simply something else with extreme telepathic skills.

[Big Brother]

Not good enough in my opinion.

That SCP was a bit, uninteresting...

It's not done. I couldn't finish the addendum because i was at youth club. working on it now.

[Dr. Hyde]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004

Mmmmm.

[PJ Boy]

So who here has applied to the site and actually got in?

I got in. Isn't that hard really.

[TeslaCoil]

I got in. Isn't that hard really.

What was your reasons exactly?

I keep getting denied X3

[PJ Boy]

What was your reasons exactly?

I keep getting denied X3

Well, what do you put into your applications?

[TeslaCoil]

Well, what do you put into your applications?

My general information and reason for joining.

Since I had good knowledge of using Wikidot I put that in along with constructive criticism.

[HellHound]

My general information and reason for joining.

Since I had good knowledge of using Wikidot I put that in along with constructive criticism.

Put in ideas for SCPs and stuff, that's what gets you in, not "blah blah blah, life story. fyi: i no a lot about wikidot lawl"