Author Topic: am I the only one who does not masturbate? (Read 12688 times)

Kingdaro · April 08, 2012, 04:36:40 AM

Quote from: Isaac Fox on April 08, 2012, 04:25:19 AM

My school never taught me that much about sperm. The only thing they taught me that's related to this is "Sperm can be left all over the house, and the female could accidentally get pregmant from it."

I swear this country's education is screwing me up.

that is not how sperm works what the flying mother of loving stuff

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Cancel · April 08, 2012, 04:38:26 AM

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Beachbum · April 08, 2012, 04:42:00 AM

Quote from: Cancel on April 08, 2012, 04:38:26 AM

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'I'm swimming around in a vagina, you have to fertilize the egg' I'd rather not click that.

Clone v.117 · April 08, 2012, 04:46:59 AM

every time i tuch my willy the devil taks over my body an makes me kill peopl

Cancel · April 08, 2012, 04:55:26 AM

Quote from: Beachbum on April 08, 2012, 04:42:00 AM

'I'm swimming around in a vagina, you have to fertilize the egg' I'd rather not click that.

it's a silly game. :3

deathrider · April 08, 2012, 06:17:08 AM

Quote from: zookuw on April 08, 2012, 01:02:03 AM

Am I the only one who does not play with themselves because its a sin?
It really sad that no one else can restrain themselves with basic self control.

Quote from: Anti-Block on April 08, 2012, 01:17:35 AM

a SIN? i will be the one who brings the stuffstorm

IkeTheGeneric · April 08, 2012, 06:23:40 AM

Quote from: Beachbum on April 08, 2012, 04:36:30 AM

Maybe I'm just delirious from my insomnia and lack of sleep, but are you inadvertently saying that your wife isn't attractive enough?

No, I think he's saying that his wife isn't a love object

But it was already totally obvious because that's what he said.

Nymethus · April 08, 2012, 06:28:40 AM

Don't worry I'm gonna molest you and bring you home to the third circle of hell <3

Minotaur · April 08, 2012, 06:41:45 AM

Quote from: T�mpson on April 08, 2012, 01:06:26 AM

I jack off 2 - 3 times a day, drink coke, and play on my computer.

/life

Ahhh, you sound like me. Even if we are dating, we still do it. It's kinda like a addiction or somthing I dunno.

Kochieboy · April 08, 2012, 06:56:57 AM

I don't think of it as a sin, it pretty much prevents many people from having love all over the place.

Skorpion · April 08, 2012, 06:57:06 AM

Silly Christians.
Don't know what you're missing.

Boomerangdog · April 08, 2012, 07:22:52 AM

Quote from: T�mpson on April 08, 2012, 01:06:26 AM

I jack off 2 - 3 times a day, drink coke, and play on my computer.

/life

holy forget you live my life.

Aerodynamic Monkatraz · April 08, 2012, 07:36:59 AM

you are now thinking of a loveual thought
you have now done a sin
happy

Minotaur · April 08, 2012, 07:37:21 AM

Quote from: Boomerangdog on April 08, 2012, 07:22:52 AM

holy forget you live my life.

Its kind of the thing now.

Altiris · April 08, 2012, 07:53:04 AM

Im pretty sure if you dont fap you get wet dreams, so I guess the people that said they dont fap must like getting wet dreams every what, two weeks?