am I the only one who does not masturbate?

[Bisjac]

maybe we dont believe in god so we dont think its a sin.

just because you were told so dosnt mean its true.

[Ad Bot]

[Bisjac]

doesn't it make your vision go worse and block up your urethra

lol someone got all the 1950s fear mongering. your parents are terrible lol

[Jerkface]

double negative = you do jerk it

Not that I'm siding with anyone, but that isn't a double negative.

"I don't jerk it, not because it's a sin, but because..."

Adding the comma makes it clear that he was stating his opinion, although the comma isn't necessary.

You really do nothing but stalk my posts and look for grammatical errors, dont you?

I made a mistake, ooh no, lunch me for it.

...and you do a poor job of defending yourself by actually agreeing with him.

[Beachbum]

I would argue with you, but you sound like a mature 10 year old
like, very mature
not like adz or comedy
so I respect you for not totally having a tantrum over the forum

No, that's just how I was raised to speak. English is my 3rd language so using proper grammar and such is a lot easier for me than using a dumbed down version, as I was taught British English as opposed to American English.

doesn't it make your vision go worse and block up your urethra

Looollllll. That's the bullstuff propaganda they tried to use back in the day to try to prevent people from jerking it.

[Frontrox]

I never knew zookuw was the religious type.

[Shortcut]

Isn't it a sin to forget pony plushies, too?

[Jerkface]

Isn't it a sin to forget pony plushies, too?

I heard that Jesus was molested by a Pony as a child, so in the bible there is a secret passage stating that anything having to do with Ponies is sinful.

You can't find it because the publishers are bronies and removed it from the print.

[Masterlegodude]

Isn't it a sin to forget pony plushies, too?

Plushies have feelings too

Yes it's a sin

[Tokerovin]

-snip-
-i lost respect for you

People who don't have climaxs are the scum of the planet.

[Qwepir]

lol someone got all the 1950s fear mongering. your parents are terrible lol

my parents always said when you masturbate the COMMUNISTS WIN

[Custard]

god faps too.

It's not a sin.

[Mr. Jelly]

If god watches us masturbate


does that mean he invented research?

[Mikoyan]

I only do it once every week lol

[tikitai]

procrastination decreases chances of p-spot cancer

http://www.webmd.com/p-spot-cancer/news/20090127/procrastination-and-p-spot-cancer-risk

[Frontrox]

http://www.webmd.com/p-spot-cancer/news/20090127/procrastination-and-p-spot-cancer-risk

Goddammit