The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

dont worry blade, i fixed your character sheet for you

:'(

feelings are hurt

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[SirLancelot7]

:'(

feelings are hurt

Depressed people are vulnerable for loveual abuse.

Hurry and spawn your character, I need to blow off some steam

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

Depressed people are vulnerable for loveual abuse.

Hurry and spawn your character, I need to blow off some steam

i'm pretty sure it was rejected

[RedGajin]

The character "friend" is suddenly spawned. After getting repeatedly shot and raped by mexican police, he is brought into a cold, dark, oven full of hot roasted chickens. He is then cooked and made into stuffing, and then stuffed into roosters who are residing outside of a cornhouse. After being made into cornbread. After a thorough debriefing, friend has his mission and proceeds to fly down the hatch into a lone crate. After being shipped to madagascar, he is raped by a female hippo and stuck up the star fish of a most likely gay lion. This is where he drowns and ends up being buried in a cloud 500 feet above the heavens where satan resides in a house made of marshmellows.

RIP friend

[blazerblock2]

dont worry blade, i fixed your character sheet for you

HAHHAHAHA




Suppressing fire on machine gun dood.


Also, about how many new weapon upgrades away am I from an AK47?

And would you say an RDG-5 Grenade is perk, item, or weapon?

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

The character "friend" is suddenly spawned. After getting repeatedly shot and raped by mexican police, he is brought into a cold, dark, oven full of hot roasted chickens. He is then cooked and made into stuffing, and then stuffed into roosters who are residing outside of a cornhouse. After being made into cornbread. After a thorough debriefing, friend has his mission and proceeds to fly down the hatch into a lone crate. After being shipped to madagascar, he is raped by a female hippo and stuck up the star fish of a most likely gay lion. This is where he drowns and ends up being buried in a cloud 500 feet above the heavens where satan resides in a house made of marshmellows.

RIP friend

*sniff*

that was more tragic than romeo and juliet

[Slezak]

'What do I do here? This is what I get for bringing a guitar to a gun fight... I can't even play an uplifting tune because I'll be shot instantly. Aw, what the heck!'

"Cover me while I jam!" I say to the nearest ally. If someone agrees, I prepare to perform my famous... whatever-it-is that increases peoples' agility. Otherwise I get back behind cover.

[SirLancelot7]

Yay so I can get into the foxhole fast without getting shot :)

[xxxxkill]

Move towards lance action movie style
Which means DIVE + ROLL

[RedGajin]

'What do I do here? This is what I get for bringing a guitar to a gun fight... I can't even play an uplifting tune because I'll be shot instantly. Aw, what the heck!'

"Cover me while I jam!" I say to the nearest ally. If someone agrees, I prepare to perform my famous... whatever-it-is that increases peoples' agility. Otherwise I get back behind cover.

Whoa I assumed they were closer!  That is dumb..  the position in my head was different..

well I'm sorta screwed.  If I turn around to go back to my rock I'll die..  Only place to go is forward. 

Use my shield to block their bullets until I'm inn the hole and then use rage and swing sword in the small space to kill them all

Move towards lance action movie style
Which means DIVE + ROLL

Slezak begins to play "Tears in Heaven" and the entire team gains a agility boost. Sir gets up and rushes towards the foxhole again, shield raised. His shield takes a few shots before shattering, but by that time he is already at the edge of the foxhole. He is abut to jump over the man at the machinegun when one of the other soldiers takes out a premium MTs-7 shotgun. He unloads a shot right into Sirs chest knocking him backwards, a gaping, bleeding hole in his chest. At this time, Xxxx has tried to reach Sir, but stops at the rock when she sees his condition. She takes cover behind the rock just as sir hits the ground, his blood staining the pure white blanket.

Sir has died via richard Cheney

HAHHAHAHA


Suppressing fire on machine gun dood.
Also, about how many new weapon upgrades away am I from an AK47?
And would you say an RDG-5 Grenade is perk, item, or weapon?

grenades are treated as items (which no one ever upgrade susegfhhses) a long with other VERY NICE THINGS. but the ak47 would most likely be your next weapon if you chose to get a new one. BUT don't always think about getting NEW guns, NEW guns are always bad, while if you CONTINUE to upgrade an old one, it gets really good.

You run up next to Xxxx and shoot of 4 rounds at the foxhole. One of the bullets hits a soldier in the head, killing him.

[SirLancelot7]

Dang it. more waiting around.

I rolled terribly this round.  Plus it didn't help that I had no ranged weapons.

This just wasn't my round :(

[RedGajin]

Dang it. more waiting around.

I rolled terribly this round.  Plus it didn't help that I had no ranged weapons.

This just wasn't my round :(

actually i would say you got pretty lucky for charging a machinegun position filled with 4 armed men.

[SirLancelot7]

Well I had no other choice.  I thought about throwing my sword or something when I was behind the rock, but that isn't allowed.

[masterockets]

run to the battle and fastball one of them

[RedGajin]

run to the battle and fastball one of them

doo dee doo specificicationoo