i saved the day forget you.
Who could...Do this?*Funeral sequence*
Then suddenly, George bush is infected with the aids virus but also gets herpes and gonorrhea, thus making him a super human. And he dies of aids anyways.
Suddenly, a hidden SWAT Sharpshooter inside a burnt building takes aim and fires at the most important member of the resistance.
According to this threadRednecks > Professionally trained men who can shoot flies within a mile
Everyone pulls out shotguns and begins pwning the riot police.Who doesn't have a shotgun now a' days?
Their shields are bulletproof, so they continue charging at them.
Well sheet Bubba! They got them bullet proof things!*Billy bob pulls out special rounds**switches to armor piercing rounds*FAR! (fire in a thick accent)