Fortune Cookie Randomizer ...In the bed. (Describes your future love life) ;]

[wound]

So I guess now I don't have to go to my local Chinese restaurant.

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[Nobot]

There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you in the bed.

Mhmhmhm.

The harder you try to not be like your parents, the more likely you will become them...


In the bed.  /Self Delete

OMG ROFL.
I bursted out laughing IRL.

and my parents are asleep
LOL

[ShadowsfeaR]

Patience is the key to joy-in bed

No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy-in bed.

[Nobot]

Patience is the key to joy-in bed

No creature wants to suffer or feel pain. Help others obtain joy-in bed.

wow, they are almost always funny

[Placid]

oh god..
"you broke my cookie in the bed"...

[Nobot]

oh god..
"you broke my cookie in the bed"...

oh god no

[ShadowsfeaR]

wow, they are almost always funny

I AM THE MASTER OF JOY

IN BED

[Placid]

oh god no

[Nobot]

I AM THE MASTER OF JOY

IN BED

Ready hun?